Memorable Quotes from Jimmi Simpson
18 quotesUnexpected Connections and Revelations
Scud
Oh my God! What a disaster! I am so sorry! Leave it up to the D.E.B.S... your in a town a week and their all over you, grabbing...
Scud
What?
Lucy
I met someone.
Scud
I knew it! I mean the thing about the dance was a little wierd, but i had a feeling that you and Ninotchka...
[Slamming on brakes]
Lucy
No, no, no, no, no Scud. Ninotchka was a train wreck thank you.
Scud
I'm not following.
[Puzzled]
Lucy
Okay, but you have to promise that you're not going to freak out.
Scud
Freak Out? Why would I freak out...
Lucy
Well, ya know sometimes you...
Scud
OH MY GOD WHO IS IT?
[Freaking out]
Lucy
What do you know about an Amy Bradshaw?
Scud
Amy Bradshaw? The girl from the smuggling op?
Lucy
No.
Scud
Oh my god! Amy Bradshaw? Blonde hair? Plaid skirt? She's a D.E.B.!
Lucy
So?
Scud
Okay, not only is she a D.E.B., She's THE D.E.B.! She's the perfect score!
Lucy
Yes, well, their poster child doesn't know it yet, but she's into me.
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Misunderstandings in Romantic Interests
Janet
Correct me if I'm wrong, but your friend appears to be hitting on my friend.
[watching Amy and Lucy flirt]
Scud
You're not wrong.
Janet
Yeah, but my friend... not into that.
Scud
Right.
[under breath]
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Espionage vs. Expectations in D.E.B.S.
Dominique
You're not as boring as I thought. But you're not as bright, either.
Scud
Knock em dead... but not really.
Ms. Petrie
This is not the Girl Scouts, this is espionage!
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Questionable Legality of a Video Game
Phineus
If this genuinely is from Loomis, it must in fact be barely legal.
Hutch
(trying, about the game) Okay, we got this from Loomis. It's called Stay Alive. We don't know much about it except we're not supposed to have it.
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Conflict Over Language and Respect
Swink
Don't touch me, A-hole!
[Phineus smacks Swink's arm]
Phineus
A-hole", Dude?
Swink
Profanity is for the feeble-minded.
Phineus
Well, I'm "effing" sorry I offended you... fuck-ass. You ready for a good night, bro?
Swink
I can't stay too late, I gotta double back to see a Naughty Network glitch for the theta pledges, Quite the naughty dilemma.
Phineus
Well, you can also take the skirt off and join us playing this virgin game, would you?
Swink
Virgin?
Phineus
Yes.
Swink
Shoot, I-I really shouldn't.
Swink
Okay, I'll figure something out.
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Dislike for Australian Attitudes
Lucy
Australia's toast.
Scud
Uh-huh, what's your beef with the Australians?
Lucy
I don't like their attitude!
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A Bet on an Almost Kiss
Janet
Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!
[catching Amy and Lucy in a near kiss]
Lucy
Uhg!
[scoffs rolling her eyes at Janet]
Scud
You owe me fifty bucks.
[smug]
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Facing Fear with a Symbolic Gesture
Video Game Voice
When fear cripples you, when death's dark shadow surrounds you, drop a rose. It will help you... stay alive.
Swink
We should drop one when we meet up with a boss we can't face.
October
Yeah, the undead can't cross the twig of a wild rose.
Phineus
That is what happens when you read too much goth chick lit.
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A Threat of Severe Consequences
Joshua Speed
(to his ex-associate) I ever see you here again, I'll have your balls for a coin purse!
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A Dedication to Jesus at the Wedding
Bride
Thank you everyone for coming. I'd like to dedicate this first song to the man who taught me everything I know. This song is for Jesus. Those schoolgirl days, of telling tales and biting nails are gone, but in my mind, I know they will still live and on, but how do you thank someone...
[''Sings'']
Allen
Hi, how you doing?
[''Puts hand on Sam's back'']
Sam
Work is good. Just floating along.
Allen
Yeah, I get it.
Sam
Can I get ]?
[''To bartender''; [w:Whiskey and Coke|Jack and Coke]
Allen
Hey, did you find those girls you were looking for?
Sam
Um, no, not yet.
Allen
Mmm-hmm, I'll keep an eye out. Three hot girls in a rabbit.
Sam
Yeah. Hey, have you noticed anything like, um, strange happening in this circle of friends...
Allen
Well, that's...
Sam
...that's out of the ordinary?
Allen
That's kind of an everyday thing.
Sam
Right, yeah, but I just mean, I guess, mean, like, extra strange?
Allen
Last week, I hooked up with this chick.
Sam
Thank you.
[''Served by bartender'']
Allen
She was fucked up out of her mind but she said some weird stuff about Jesus and the Brides.
Sam
Like what?
Allen
That there's a message in the music.
Sam
A secret message?
Allen
Mmm-hmm.
Sam
So, what did it say?
Allen
I have no clue, dude.
Sam
Who's the girl?
Allen
Just one of the many.
Sam
Right.
Allen
Crazy makes for good sex. You remember that.
Bride
Time has come, for closing books, and long last looks must end, and as I leave, I know that I am leaving...
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The Hidden Meaning in Music
Allen
There's a message in the music..
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Unconditional Agreement Before Proposal
Scud
So, I was wondering if maybe you wanted--
Janet
Yes.
Scud
I didn't ask you anything yet.
Janet
Whatever it is, yes.
Scud
Awesome.
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Frustration with Slow Game Progression
Phineus
The game's fun. But it kinda moves along at a snail's pace.
Phineus
Move. Move. On the left. Left. LEFT! LEFT!! Goddammit, you noob!
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Unexpected Compliments Amidst Chaos
Scud
What...the hell?
Janet
I couldn't stop them!
Scud
You look nice.
[pauses]
Janet
Thanks.
Janet
What?
Max
What are you doing?
[to Janet]
Janet
Nothing!
[to Max]
Janet
Sorry!
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Unexpected Encounter and Fashion Commentary
Allen
What are you doing here?!
Sam
Hi Allen.
Allen
Hey.
Sam
Nice to see you. Is that a woman's blouse?
Allen
Guess so.
Sam
Okay.
Allen
What are you doing? You working?
Sam
Yeah, of course. How bout you?
Allen
Yeah, working, thinking about things a lot. Why we're swimming on rooftops when there's an ocean right over there?
Sam
Well, I don't have any answers.
Allen
Who does? Nobody does.
Sam
Hey, do you know a- a redhead and a blonde and a brunette that drive a white convertible rabbit?
Allen
No, but I'm looking forward to meeting them.
Sam
Well, I'm trying to see if I can track em down.
Allen
I like that dress. Hi.
[''To Emerald'']
Emerald
Hi. Thanks, Allen. Oh, my god. Take a look. Isn't that Millicent Sevence?
[''Looks across party'']
Allen
I think it is.
Emerald
What is she doing here? Isn't her Dad kidnapped or something?
Allen
Oh, that's not a very classy move.
Sam
Well, it's hard to know what a- what a person might do when they're in pain.
Bride
I'm doing a secret solo show at ] if you want to come.
[[w:Hollywood Forever Cemetery|Hollywood Forever]
Allen
Yes, I'd love to.
Bride
This is your ticket. Do not eat or break it. If it's missing anything, even a crumb, they won't let you in.
[''Hands out cookies'']
Allen
Thank you.
Emerald
Oh my god, looks like they found Millicent's dad.
[''Her phone chimes and she checks it'']
Sam
Hmm, really?!
Emerald
His body was burned or something.
Allen
He's dead?
Emerald
Yeah
Sam
Does she know?
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Meeting with a New Assassin in Town
Scud
You're scheduled to meet 20:00 hours.
Lucy
Where'd you find her?
Scud
Zeda tipped us. Said she's available, she's in from Prague, relocating state-side.
Lucy
Assassin?
Scud
Check.
Lucy
Where's the meet?
Scud
Les Deux Amours. Trendy, yet discreet.
Lucy
Cancel it.
[looking over the image of Ninotchka and shifting her eyes side to side as she thinks; gets up out of her chair]
Scud
Why?! It's all set up.
Lucy
I don't do blind dates.
Scud
Yeah, well it's not a blind date if you know what they look like, ok.
Lucy
Just tell her I'm not coming, ok. Say I came down with something.
Scud
Come on Lucy it's been two years. You have to get out there.
Lucy
I am out there. I went out with that drummer; the girl from the band that talked really loud.
Scud
No, you didn't go out with her. We all went out together. And then you lied and said you had food poisoning, and you went home early.
Lucy
Yeah well she talked really loud, like even when you were right next to her.
Scud
I know.
[under his breath]
Scud
Look I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to drown yourself in your little schemes to destroy the world. But you need to get over it already, ok. You were dumped.
Lucy
I was not dumped.
Scud
Oh you were dumped hard. And that sucks. And you took your time off to go to Antarctica or whatever.
Lucy
Reykjavik. It's in Iceland.
Scud
But now it's time to get back in the game, Lucy. You've got a date tonight with a beautiful Russian assassin, and you're gonna show up. Lucy
Lucy
Fine. Ok, I'll go. I'll be there.
Scud
Just promise me you'll be open.
Lucy
Open to what?
Scud
Open to love.
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Confronting the Haunting Countess
Miller
Goddamn it, man! Man, she got me.
[Elizabeth Bathory attacks his character; Elizabeth Bathory stabs Miller's character]
October
Oh, one of the little girls?
Miller
Some-some-some...woman, man. I think it was the dame from the painting. You know, that, that...countess. You know, I-I-I-I didn't even get a chance to fight her, man.
Phineus
Okay, well, where's the torture chamber? Cause I want some ass.
Miller
I don't know. I mean, I went through a secret entrance, you know.
Hutch
Hey, you gonna try to get back in the game?
Miller
Well-- Hey, is somebody out there?
[sighs; a shadow of Elizabeth Bathory walks past; doesn't see anybody]
Hutch
Miller, who you talkin to, man?
[through headset]
Miller
Don't know. Probably some Goddamn rent-a-cop tryin to scare the shit out of the livin'. You know what they say. You know, you play the game too long, you know, you start seeing shit, you know, or have seizures.
[chuckles]
Swink
Games could cause seizures. Now, perceptive of reality, on the other hand, has yielded some very interesting, you know, studies.
Phineus
Yeah, I'm sure you've read them all.
Swink
I have. You know, it seems the longer you play, the more your subconscious mind perceives the game world to be a reality. You know, it's really interesting, but it's only a theory, of course. But then, there's, you know, retinal memory, which, you know--
October
That is so fascinating, sweetie, but I'm kind of feeling like we should call it a night.
[interrupting; politely]
Hutch
Yeah, some of us have got to be at work.
[agreeing with October]
Swink
But I just figured out how to strip one of those zombie concubines naked.
Phin
That is what I'm talking about. How do you do it?
Swink
].
[[w:Konami Code|Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A(, Start)]
Phineus
Boobs.
[enters the code]
October
Come on, you guys. Hutch is right. We'll pick it back up to date.
[she and Hutch laugh in amused shock and disgust]
Hutch
All right. Miller, you can, uh, rejoin us then.
Miller
Yeah. Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, and I'll, uh, check my schedule.
Hutch
Thanks again for hanging with you guys. I really needed it.
Phineus
To Loomis.
[sighs; salutes]
Hutch, October, Abigail and Swink
To Loomis.
[simultaneously]
Miller
To Loomis.
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Exploring the Tunnels: A Conversation Among Friends
Phineus
Miller, man, you in those tunnels again? All the doors are locked.
Miller
Well, now they're open and I'm exploring, tearin shit up... ownin fools.
October
Ownin fools?
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