Dumb and Dumber To - Searching for a Backup Hearing Aid
Harry:
This is stupid Lloyd, I'm not gonna steal an old lady's hearing aid!
Lloyd:
Relax we're just looking for a backup pair, there's gotta be some around here.
Mrs. Snergle:
Mikey?
Lloyd: [pretending to be Mrs. Snergle's grandson]
Yeah, Gran. It's Mikey.
Mrs. Snergle:
Oh, thank God you're here. I've got the diamonds.
Harry: [loudly]
Did she say diamonds?
Lloyd:
Go ahead, Granny. Mikey's listening.
Mrs. Snergle:
I want you to take all the diamonds with you when you go. I've been hiding them from those thieving lawyers.
Lloyd:
That's good. Granny did a good thing! So, where are the rocks?
Mrs. Snergle: [pointing down]
They're underneath me.
Lloyd: [about to look under bed]
You mean, under the bed?
Mrs. Snergle:
No, under the blanket.
Lloyd:
Oh.
Lloyd: [chuckling]
I'm not finding anything.
Mrs. Snergle:
Go up more.
Lloyd:
Up here?
Mrs. Snergle:
Keep going.
Lloyd:
Did you hide them inside this turkey?
Mrs. Snergle: [inhales seductively]
Yeah, right.
Lloyd: [wiggling his arm]
Wait. There's no diamonds here!
Mrs. Snergle: [sternly]
And you're not my grandson!
Lloyd: [trying to pull out his arm]
Harry, she's got me. She's really clamping down!
Harry: [shuddering]
Lloyd? I think that was her gran-gina!
Mrs. Snergle:
That's right! So you can cross that one off your bucket list!
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