Memorable Quotes from Jo Helton
1 quoteSearching for a Backup Hearing Aid
Harry
This is stupid Lloyd, I'm not gonna steal an old lady's hearing aid!
Lloyd
Relax we're just looking for a backup pair, there's gotta be some around here.
Mrs. Snergle
Mikey?
Lloyd
Yeah, Gran. It's Mikey.
[pretending to be Mrs. Snergle's grandson]
Mrs. Snergle
Oh, thank God you're here. I've got the diamonds.
Harry
Did she say diamonds?
[loudly]
Lloyd
Go ahead, Granny. Mikey's listening.
Mrs. Snergle
I want you to take all the diamonds with you when you go. I've been hiding them from those thieving lawyers.
Lloyd
That's good. Granny did a good thing! So, where are the rocks?
Mrs. Snergle
They're underneath me.
[pointing down]
Lloyd
You mean, under the bed?
[about to look under bed]
Mrs. Snergle
No, under the blanket.
Lloyd
Oh.
Lloyd
I'm not finding anything.
[chuckling]
Mrs. Snergle
Go up more.
Lloyd
Up here?
Mrs. Snergle
Keep going.
Lloyd
Did you hide them inside this turkey?
Mrs. Snergle
Yeah, right.
[inhales seductively]
Lloyd
Wait. There's no diamonds here!
[wiggling his arm]
Mrs. Snergle
And you're not my grandson!
[sternly]
Lloyd
Harry, she's got me. She's really clamping down!
[trying to pull out his arm]
Harry
Lloyd? I think that was her gran-gina!
[shuddering]
Mrs. Snergle
That's right! So you can cross that one off your bucket list!
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