Memorable Quotes from Joanna Cassidy
6 quotesBeauty and Despair in Paradise
Terry Hamlin
It is so lovely here.
Governor Hayes
I hate beauty. Do you realize how boring it gets looking at beauty day in and day out? Anyway, It can't last much longer.
Terry Hamlin
Are you always this cheerful in the morning?
Governor Hayes
Either the Americans will move in and turn it into Miami Beach, or the Cubans and Russians will come and turn the whole island into bloody Albania. There really is no hope. Islands like St. Nicholas make such nice missle bases, naval stations, money laundries.
Terry Hamlin
Well if there isn't any hope why don't you leave? Go to New York or London?
Governor Hayes
No. If the world is going to hell in a bucket, I want to hold the handle.
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Living Arrangements Explained
Sgt. Johnny Gallagher
So you living alone now?
Eileen Gallagher
Yeah, sometimes.
Sgt. Johnny Gallagher
What's that mean?
Eileen Gallagher
It means that sometimes I live alone, and sometimes I don't live alone.
Sgt. Johnny Gallagher
For how long?
Eileen Gallagher
A while.
Sgt. Johnny Gallagher
Well, what's a while?
Eileen Gallagher
It's a big mammal that swims in the ocean.
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Motives Behind Impersonation in Immigration
Eileen Gallagher
Why would someone want to take the place of a guy going to prison?
Marth
He gets into the country without a passport. He's here, nobody knows he's here.
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Fear of Deception in Uncertain Times
Eileen Gallagher
How do you know...?
Sgt. Johnny Gallagher
God damn it, I don't know! These people can be anybody they want to be! It scares the piss out of me!
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Chaos and Calm Amidst Household Tensions
Kenny Crandell
(after shooting the dishes) The dishes are DONE, man.
Zach Crandell
Cynthia, you're my moon goddess.
Rose Lindsey
Don't feel overwhelmed. Just do one thing at a time.
Kenny Crandell
Swell. Will you hurry up? Melissa and Zach are beating each other over the last ]. It's the last food we got.
[[w:Sno Balls|Sno Ball]
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Humor in Unlikely Situations
Eddie
D'you mean to tell me you could've taken your hand outta that cuff at any time?!
Roger
No. Not at any time. Only when it was funny. Bl-bl-bl-! C'mon, Eddie! Where's your sense of humor?
[jumps away as Eddie tries to hit him and spins in a chair]
Dolores
Is he always this funny or only on days when he's wanted for murder?
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