Memorable Quotes from Joe Flaherty
6 quotesA Letter from the Past
Marty
Dear Marty, if my calculations are correct, you will receive this letter immediately after you saw the DeLorean struck by lightning. First, let me assure you that I am alive and well. I've been living happily these past eight months in the year 1885. The lightning bolt that--" 1885! September 1885!
[reads the letter; looks at the date in excitement and relief]
Western Union Man
Whoa! Wait, kid! What's this all about?!
Marty
He's alive! The Doc's alive! He's in the Old West, but he's alive!
Western Union Man
Kid, you alright?! You need any help?!
Marty
There's only one man who can help me!
[remembers]
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Pilot's Safety Announcement in Club Paradise
Pilot
I'd like to thank you and ask that you remain seated, with your seatbelts securely fastened until the aircraft has come to a complete... Brake pressure!
[buzzer interrupts his announcement]
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Identity Confusion in a Casual Introduction
Mr. Leonard
Good afternoon, Mr. Dulles.
Dave
Call me Jack.
Mr. Leonard
But is says here your first name is Ethan?
Dave
Nah, just call me Jack.
Mr. Leonard
All right, Jack. If you could describe yourself in one word, what would it be?
Dave
Hmmm, I'd have to say... slave to the freaky ass booty.
Mr. Leonard
That's more than one word.
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Humorous Observation About Runway Length
Barry Nye
Isn't that the runway?
Pilot
Geez, I hope not. If that runway was any shorter, it'd be a patio!
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Chaos and Confusion in Every Direction
Raoul Lipschitz
Ladies and gentlemen, every where I look... soldiers are fighting sailors, sailors are fighting Marines! Directly in front of me, I see a flying blond floozy! Everywhere I look... everywhere, pure pandemonium... pandemonium!
[reporting over the radio on a riot at the USO]
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Panic Over Missing Bird and Police Arrival
Sam Sleaze
Hey, what's that noise? It's the cops!
[looks behind the truck seeing the state trooper swinging his arm at him signaling him to pull over]
Sid Sleaze
Sam! The bird's gone! The bird's gone! The bird's gone.
[points at the cage and Sam looks at it; sobs]
Sam Sleaze
Get a grip on yourself. will ya? Just try to relax. I'll take care of everything. Whatever you do, don't cry.
[stops the truck]
State Trooper
Are these the two men?
[to the kid]
Sam Sleaze
What's seems to be the problem, officer? What's the charge?
State Trooper
What about counterfeiting, extortion, fraud, impersonating a dentist, stealing an apple from a kid?
[looks through his notebook]
Sam Sleaze
Oh, that apple, officer, I can explain that. We was just holding it for a friend.
Sid Sleaze
Yeah, for a friend.
State Trooper
You can tell that to the judge.
Sid Sleaze
The judge!
[sobbing]
State Trooper
Be a man.
[annoyed]
Sid Sleaze
I don't want to be a man. Sam!
Sam Sleaze
Shut up, Sid! Shut up!
Sid Sleaze
Judge, Sam! Jail!
[Sobbing]
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