Memorable Quotes from Joe Spano
1 quoteUnrequited Affection and Witty Retorts
Vic
Hey Deb, how's my soft baby?
Debbie
Come on. Beat it, Vic. I'm not your baby.
Vic
Aw come on, honey. Look, so I never called you back. I've been, you know, busy...
Debbie
Yeah, three weeks?...Besides, it only took me one night to realize if brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose.
Vic
Look who's talking. Hey, who's the wimp you're hanging out with now? Einstein?
Debbie
Tiger happens to be very intelligent. Unlike you. I know everything your dirty little mind is thinking ...it shows.
[she looks down at his crotch]
Terry
Hey now, buddy, look. The lady obviously doesn't want to have to -
Vic
Look, creep, you want a knuckle sandwich?
Terry
Ah, no thanks, I'm waitin for a double Chubby Chuck...
Vic
Then keep your smart ass mouth shut. Hey, I'll call ya some time, Deb, some night when I'm hard up.
Debbie
I won't be home.
[He gives her the finger. She lights a match and flicks it at him as he leaves]
Terry
You seem to know a lot of weird guys.
Debbie
That creep's not a friend of mine. He's just horny. That's why I like you, you're different.
Terry
I-I am? I mean, you really think I'm intelligent?
Debbie
Yeah. And I'll bet you're smart enough to get us some brew. Yeah.
[She drapes her arm around his shoulder; She kisses him]
Terry
Brew?
Debbie
Yeah.
Terry
Liquor? Yeah. Yeah right, liquor. This place is too crowded anyway.
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