American Graffiti - Unrequited Affection and Witty Retorts
Vic:
Hey Deb, how's my soft baby?
Debbie:
Come on. Beat it, Vic. I'm not your baby.
Vic:
Aw come on, honey. Look, so I never called you back. I've been, you know, busy...
Debbie:
Yeah, three weeks?...Besides, it only took me one night to realize if brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose.
Vic:
Look who's talking. Hey, who's the wimp you're hanging out with now? Einstein?
Debbie: [she looks down at his crotch]
Tiger happens to be very intelligent. Unlike you. I know everything your dirty little mind is thinking ...it shows.
Terry:
Hey now, buddy, look. The lady obviously doesn't want to have to -
Vic:
Look, creep, you want a knuckle sandwich?
Terry:
Ah, no thanks, I'm waitin for a double Chubby Chuck...
Vic:
Then keep your smart ass mouth shut. Hey, I'll call ya some time, Deb, some night when I'm hard up.
Debbie: [He gives her the finger. She lights a match and flicks it at him as he leaves]
I won't be home.
Terry:
You seem to know a lot of weird guys.
Debbie:
That creep's not a friend of mine. He's just horny. That's why I like you, you're different.
Terry:
I-I am? I mean, you really think I'm intelligent?
Debbie: [She drapes her arm around his shoulder; She kisses him]
Yeah. And I'll bet you're smart enough to get us some brew. Yeah.
Terry:
Brew?
Debbie:
Yeah.
Terry:
Liquor? Yeah. Yeah right, liquor. This place is too crowded anyway.
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