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Joe Theismann Quotes

Actor

Memorable Quotes from Joe Theismann

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Cannonball Run II
Tool for Every Problem
Marcie Does it look bad?
Mack Not from where I'm standing.
Jill Oh, can you fix it then?
Mack Honey, I've got a tool that'll fix anything.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.