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Joel Michaely Quotes

Actor

Memorable Quotes from Joel Michaely

3 quotes
Exploring Personal Histories and Relationships
Mary I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.
Graham My mother got married in pants.
Mary All right, let's see, Dolph?
Dolph Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.
Mary Hilary?
Hilary All girl boarding school.
Mary Sinead?
Sinead I was born in France.
Mary Clayton?
Clayton My mom let me play in her pumps.
Jan I like balls.
Mary Why thank you for that, Jan.
Mary Joel?
Joel Traumatic bris.
Introducing the Group's Identities and Truths
Mary Megan, meet the rest of our group.
Jan Hi, Megan. I'm Jan, and I'm a softball player, and I'm a homosexual.
Sinead I'm Sinead. I like pain. I'm homosexual.
Joel I'm Joel. I'm a Jew. And I... ho-homosexual.
Graham We met.
Mary Graham.
Graham I'm Graham, and I like girls, a lot. And I'm a homosexual.
Andre Andre. Actor. Dancer. Homosexual.
Dolphe Dolph. Homosexual. Varsity wrestler. How you doing?
Clayton Hi. I'm Clayton Dunn. I work in retail, I'm a homosexual.
Self-Acceptance Amidst Conflicting Identities
Andre I just wasn't meant to be butch. I'm a sissy.
[cries]
Joel You're more than just a sissy. You're nice, and clean, and smart...and sexy and firm and luscious and...
Andre Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved he's straight telling my ass how sexy I am! Congratulations, liars! You know who you are and you know who you want. Ain't nothing gonna change that, shit!