Memorable Quotes from Joel Michaely
3 quotesExploring Personal Histories and Relationships
Mary
I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.
Graham
My mother got married in pants.
Mary
All right, let's see, Dolph?
Dolph
Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.
Mary
Hilary?
Hilary
All girl boarding school.
Mary
Sinead?
Sinead
I was born in France.
Mary
Clayton?
Clayton
My mom let me play in her pumps.
Jan
I like balls.
Mary
Why thank you for that, Jan.
Mary
Joel?
Joel
Traumatic bris.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Introducing the Group's Identities and Truths
Mary
Megan, meet the rest of our group.
Jan
Hi, Megan. I'm Jan, and I'm a softball player, and I'm a homosexual.
Sinead
I'm Sinead. I like pain. I'm homosexual.
Joel
I'm Joel. I'm a Jew. And I... ho-homosexual.
Graham
We met.
Mary
Graham.
Graham
I'm Graham, and I like girls, a lot. And I'm a homosexual.
Andre
Andre. Actor. Dancer. Homosexual.
Dolphe
Dolph. Homosexual. Varsity wrestler. How you doing?
Clayton
Hi. I'm Clayton Dunn. I work in retail, I'm a homosexual.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Self-Acceptance Amidst Conflicting Identities
Andre
I just wasn't meant to be butch. I'm a sissy.
[cries]
Joel
You're more than just a sissy. You're nice, and clean, and smart...and sexy and firm and luscious and...
Andre
Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved he's straight telling my ass how sexy I am! Congratulations, liars! You know who you are and you know who you want. Ain't nothing gonna change that, shit!
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.