Neighbors - Misunderstandings About Appearance and Identity
Ramona:
I don't care about your weight or your false teeth.
Earl Keese:
I haven't got false teeth!
Ramona:
I'm sorry, I guess they just look false.
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Neighbors - Misunderstanding Leads to Accusations Between Characters
Ramona:
He tried to pork me.
Earl Keese:
Pork you? What?
Ramona:
You know you did.
Earl Keese:
I swear, I never touched her.
Ramona:
Well, I wasn't born with your hand in my bush.
Earl Keese:
Enid... help me.
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Neighbors - Fantasies and Reality in Everyday Life
Ramona:
Now, I'm just going to go under the covers and take a little inventory.
Earl Keese:
You're really wonderful!
Ramona:
That's what I've been trying to tell you. Is it so hard having your fantasies come to life?
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Neighbors - Confrontation Over Boundaries in the Home
Vic:
We're waiting, or do I have to pound it out of you?
Earl Keese:
Don't ever speak to me like that in my own house!
Vic:
Why would I?
Earl Keese:
You just did.
Vic:
I didn't mean anything - it's just something a guy says.
Earl Keese:
I never say it.
Vic:
I don't blame you.
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Neighbors - Embracing the Unexpected in Chaos
Earl Keese:
This is crazy... but there's something so right about it.
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Continental Divide - Appreciating Ornithology for Its Uniforms
Ernie Souchak:
But why ornithology?
Nell Porter:
I like the uniform.
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Continental Divide - Reflections on a Unique Encounter
Ernie Souchak:
The air was thin. She was average cute. She was the only girl up there. The air was so thin!
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Continental Divide - Unexpected Sounds in Silence
Ernie Souchak:
It's so quiet up here, you could hear a mouse get a hard on.
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Continental Divide - Acknowledging the Authenticity of One's Work
Ernie Souchak:
I know what I wrote, I was there when I wrote it.
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Continental Divide - A Chicagoan's Remark on Unusual Size
Ernie Souchak:
I've never seen such big balls - and I'm from Chicago.
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