The Return of the Pink Panther - A Conversation on City Ordinance and Blindness
Inspector Clouseau: [to blind beggar]
City Ordinance 132R prohibits the begging.
Blind beggar:
How do you know so much about city ordinances?
Inspector Clouseau:
What sort of stupid question is that? Are you blind?
Blind beggar:
Yes!
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The Return of the Pink Panther - Musician and Businessman: A Unique Relationship
Blind beggar:
I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn't tell me what to play, and I don't tell him what to do with his money.
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