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John C. McGinley Quotes

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Rooster Season 1 - First Look at Steve Carell and John C. McGinley

Memorable Quotes from John C. McGinley

9 quotes
Talk Radio
A Bold Analogy on Defiance and Consequence
Stu Barry and I worked together for over seven years. And whenever you threatened him over the air, man, he would stick it right back in your face. It was like his dick was flapping in the wind and he'd like to see if he could get an erection. The guy had a little dick, but he liked to flap it out there. Then they cut it off, so now he's dead. I don't know if you understand my analogy, but it's the clearest one I can make.
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Stealing Harvard
A Call to Let It Go
Detective Charles I urge you to drop it.
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Stealing Harvard
Detective Charles Discusses Unusual Cleaning Habits
Detective Charles I turned 40 last week. Do you know what I did? ]. Do you know what he told me? He said "Detective Charles, you have one of the cleanest rectums I've ever seen." and do you know why? During my quiet time here at work I use a toothbrush that I have here in my desk to get to the really hard to find spots... just for a really good scrubbin'... you guys think you're so smart don't you?
[[w:Colonoscopy|I got my colon scoped by Dr. Spencer]
Duff No.
Detective Charles The way you made those surveillance tapes just... disappear? You just... got rid of em some how...
John What tapes?
Detective Charles Will you do me a personal favor son?
John Sure.
Detective Charles Don't ever play ME... like a flute... OK? Because see, you two idiots got real lucky, I don't have enough to keep you here. But mark my words gentlemen... I mean... you're goin down. I mean... you're either goin down... or by God I'm gonna take you down. But either way... once you're down? YOU'LL STAY DOWN! YOU'LL STAY DOWN! YOU... WILL... STAY DOWN! Now get up and get out! Get up! get out! ...go get up and go! Don't touch my door!
[''Picks up a paper weight and slams it on his desk three times''; ''Throws paper weight''; ''Repeatedly''; ''Loud whistle'']
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Highway
Desire for Freedom and Space
Johnny the Fox A field... I need a field... A field in which to frolic!
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Office Space
Questioning Job Roles in the Workplace
Bob Slydell What would ya say... ya do here?
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Any Given Sunday
Navigating Personalities and Future in Football
Jack Rose It's like my ex-wife. 21 different personalities and 7 of them hated me.
Jack Cap Rooney Hey, they love you today, but a season is 16 games kid, and its how you live through the bad ones that make you a quarterback, not a punk.
Margaret Pagniacci She will sell the team, and everything her father stood for is going to die.
Margaret Pagniacci And what will you do after football, Tony, with no one to control?
Commissioner I honestly believe that woman would eat her young.
[about Christina Pagniacci]
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Highway
A Shift in Power Dynamics
Johnny the Fox Congratulations you just became ] of assholes. You climbed ], Pilot. There's five big ones.
[[w:Edmund Hillary|the Sir Edmund Hillary; [w:Mount Everest|the highest mountain]
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Highlander II: The Quickening
Confrontation of Immortality
David Blake You're still alive?
MacLeod Always!
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The Animal
Questions Amidst a Serious Situation
Sgt. Sisk Ladies and gentlemen, our suspect is not human. He is at home in the bush. Shoot to kill. Any questions?
Mob Member Oh, yeah, yeah, I got a question there. When do we get to light our torches?
Sgt. Sisk When it gets dark.
Mob Member Ah, I see. Oh, hey, I got another question there. Suppose, hypothetically, you know, a guy had already lit his torch. I mean, it'd be cool if he could just keep it lit, huh?
Sgt. Sisk Yes.
Mob Member Oh, excellent. Excellent.
Sgt. Sisk Now, if there are no more questions...
Mob Member Oh, hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, if one part of the mob gets separated from another part of the mob, shouldn't there be a place that we can get together? Maybe a secret place the two mobs could reunite, and we'd be a big mob again.
Sgt. Sisk Stay with the mob.
Mob Member Stay with the mob. All right.
Sgt. Sisk Right.
Mob Member Hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, doesn't this guy deserve a fair trial?
Sgt. Sisk You... back of the mob!
Mob Member Back of the mob"? What? This is my spot! I came early!
Sgt. Sisk Okay, out of the mob!
Mob Member Ah, this mob blows.
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