Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - Santa Claus Discusses His Condition
Kimar:
How are you feeling today? Tired?
Santa Claus:
Oh, no, I'm not tired. But my finger is.
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - Santa's Fate on Mars
Kimar:
Santa, you will never return to Earth, you belong to Mars now.
Santa Claus:
Ho Ho, Hooo...
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - Curiosity About Unusual Martian Creatures
Andy Henderson:
What is this strange looking creature over here?
Santa Claus:
Oh, Winky made that. That's his idea of a Martian.
Andy Henderson:
A Martian? Wow-wee-wow! I'd hate to meet a creature like that on a dark night.
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - Santa's Classic Recollection of Reindeer Names
Santa Claus: [after being asked if he is going to use a rocket sleigh]
No siree! We're going out the good ol fashioned way. Prancer and Dancer and Donder and Blitzen, and Vixen and Nixon... oh, consarnit I get those names mixed up, but the KIDS know their names.
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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - Accidental Danger in Space Adventure
Santa Claus:
Well, when Voldar "accidentally" left us in the airlock and then came up here and "accidentally" threw the door switch, we knew we had to get out of there in a hurry or that would be the end of us. Eh, uh, "accidentally," of course.
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