Memorable Quotes from John Call
5 quotesAccidental Danger in Space Adventure
Santa Claus
Well, when Voldar "accidentally" left us in the airlock and then came up here and "accidentally" threw the door switch, we knew we had to get out of there in a hurry or that would be the end of us. Eh, uh, "accidentally," of course.
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Santa Claus Discusses His Condition
Kimar
How are you feeling today? Tired?
Santa Claus
Oh, no, I'm not tired. But my finger is.
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Santa's Classic Recollection of Reindeer Names
Santa Claus
No siree! We're going out the good ol fashioned way. Prancer and Dancer and Donder and Blitzen, and Vixen and Nixon... oh, consarnit I get those names mixed up, but the KIDS know their names.
[after being asked if he is going to use a rocket sleigh]
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Santa's Fate on Mars
Kimar
Santa, you will never return to Earth, you belong to Mars now.
Santa Claus
Ho Ho, Hooo...
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Curiosity About Unusual Martian Creatures
Andy Henderson
What is this strange looking creature over here?
Santa Claus
Oh, Winky made that. That's his idea of a Martian.
Andy Henderson
A Martian? Wow-wee-wow! I'd hate to meet a creature like that on a dark night.
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