Memorable Quotes from John Cho
11 quotesAirport Surprise: Unexpected Baggage Encounter
Harold Lee
You brought weed on the fucking airplane?!
[Discovers that Kumar has brought weed on the airplane]
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Acknowledging Personal Challenges and Responsibilities
Harold Lee
Sure got a lotta baggage.
[to Maria in elevator, after seeing luggage at her feet]
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Panic in a Life-or-Death Situation
Harold Lee
Fuck!
Kumar Patel
I don't wanna die!
Harold Lee
Kumar!
Kumar Patel
What?!
Harold Lee
I have the parachute! Come over here!
Kumar Patel
How the fuck am I supposed to do that?!
Harold Lee
Swim!
Kumar Patel
Holy shit! It's fucking working!
Kumar Patel
I love you, dude!
Kumar Patel
Oh, shit!
Harold Lee
Don't worry about him! I have an idea!
Kumar Patel
What?!
Ron Fox
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!
[While falling to his death]
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Fugitive Reflections in a Convertible
Harold Lee
Oh, yeah! Yeah, it's sweet! Cuz we're fugitives. Driving a yellow convertible with the top down, dressed like assholes!
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Caution in Cheetah Territory
Harold Lee
Watch out for cheetahs! This is cheetah turf!
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Harold's Discontent with the Situation
Harold Lee
Jesus, Kumar. I don't like it so much.
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Unexpected Encounter with Unfortunate Consequences
Harold Lee
I did knee an Indian guy in the balls.
[Dressed in KKK clothes after coming to a KKK barbeque and was asked to say 1 racist thing you did in the week]
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A Risky Decision or a Smart Move?
Harold Lee
This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.
[about to ride cheetah]
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Christmas Spirit Shattered by Unforeseen Tragedy
Harold Lee
Koreans have killed his mother and now his tree. Christmas is ruined.
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Unexpected Tension in a High-Stakes Situation
Ron Fox
Derek, can I get another water–? WHAT THE FUCK?! Keep your hands up!
[Turns around and sees Harold and Kumar getting ready to jump out of the cargo plane; Stands up and throws down the empty malt ball carton in rage, then pulls out a revolver and points it at Harold and Kumar]
Harold Lee
Please don't shoot!
Kumar Patel
Jesus Christ!
Harold Lee
Please don't shoot!
Kumar Patel
Okay, okay!
Ron Fox
It will be a cold day in hell before I let you hijack this plane.
Ron Fox
Beecher, what are you doing? Huh? Whose side are you on? I thought I told to stay in the cockpit!
[Takes off his headphones and throws them down on the floor]
John Beecher
Enough, Fox! I've had enough of your crap! You think that just because I'm smart, you can treat me like some dork in gym class? It's obvious these kids are innocent, but you're too dumb to realize that. You know, it's people like you who make the world think that Americans are stupid! WELL, WE'RE NOT STUPID!!! AND WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!! It's okay, guys. It's all over now. Everything's gonna be alright–
[Enraged; To Harold and Kumar]
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Car Theft Accusation by Harold Lee
Harold Lee
Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
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