A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas - Christmas Spirit Shattered by Unforeseen Tragedy
Harold Lee:
Koreans have killed his mother and now his tree. Christmas is ruined.
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Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle - Car Theft Accusation by Harold Lee
Harold Lee:
Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car?
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Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle - A Risky Decision or a Smart Move?
Harold Lee: [about to ride cheetah]
This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.
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Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle - Acknowledging Personal Challenges and Responsibilities
Harold Lee: [to Maria in elevator, after seeing luggage at her feet]
Sure got a lotta baggage.
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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay - Panic in a Life-or-Death Situation
Harold Lee:
Fuck!
Kumar Patel:
I don't wanna die!
Harold Lee:
Kumar!
Kumar Patel:
What?!
Harold Lee:
I have the parachute! Come over here!
Kumar Patel:
How the fuck am I supposed to do that?!
Harold Lee:
Swim!
Kumar Patel:
Holy shit! It's fucking working!
Kumar Patel:
I love you, dude!
Kumar Patel:
Oh, shit!
Harold Lee:
Don't worry about him! I have an idea!
Kumar Patel:
What?!
Ron Fox: [While falling to his death]
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!
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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay - Unexpected Tension in a High-Stakes Situation
Ron Fox: [Turns around and sees Harold and Kumar getting ready to jump out of the cargo plane; Stands up and throws down the empty malt ball carton in rage, then pulls out a revolver and points it at Harold and Kumar]
Derek, can I get another water–? WHAT THE FUCK?! Keep your hands up!
Harold Lee:
Please don't shoot!
Kumar Patel:
Jesus Christ!
Harold Lee:
Please don't shoot!
Kumar Patel:
Okay, okay!
Ron Fox:
It will be a cold day in hell before I let you hijack this plane.
Ron Fox: [Takes off his headphones and throws them down on the floor]
Beecher, what are you doing? Huh? Whose side are you on? I thought I told to stay in the cockpit!
John Beecher: [Enraged; To Harold and Kumar]
Enough, Fox! I've had enough of your crap! You think that just because I'm smart, you can treat me like some dork in gym class? It's obvious these kids are innocent, but you're too dumb to realize that. You know, it's people like you who make the world think that Americans are stupid! WELL, WE'RE NOT STUPID!!! AND WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!! It's okay, guys. It's all over now. Everything's gonna be alright–
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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay - Harold's Discontent with the Situation
Harold Lee:
Jesus, Kumar. I don't like it so much.
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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay - Unexpected Encounter with Unfortunate Consequences
Harold Lee: [Dressed in KKK clothes after coming to a KKK barbeque and was asked to say 1 racist thing you did in the week]
I did knee an Indian guy in the balls.
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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay - Fugitive Reflections in a Convertible
Harold Lee:
Oh, yeah! Yeah, it's sweet! Cuz we're fugitives. Driving a yellow convertible with the top down, dressed like assholes!
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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay - Caution in Cheetah Territory
Harold Lee:
Watch out for cheetahs! This is cheetah turf!
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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay - Airport Surprise: Unexpected Baggage Encounter
Harold Lee: [Discovers that Kumar has brought weed on the airplane]
You brought weed on the fucking airplane?!
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