Raising Helen - Unexpected Confession Among Friends
Helen Harris:
Pastor Dan just asked me out.
Audrey Davis:
That is so weird.
Pastor Dan Parker:
I can hear you. I'm still here. Go inside and do that.
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Raising Helen - Misunderstanding the Meaning of Vespers
Helen Harris: [[w:Vespers|Vespers]
See you at ].
Pastor Dan Parker:
Do you know what Vespers is?
Helen Harris:
Some kind of scooter?
Pastor Dan Parker:
Close enough.
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Raising Helen - Struggles of Responsibility and Loss
Pastor Dan Parker:
Let's talk about some things you could do at home.
Helen Harris:
You wanna know what I've been doing at home? I've been doing the best I can. Do you have any idea what this has done to my life?
Pastor Dan Parker:
Hey, Helen, you have any idea what it's done to theirs?
Helen Harris:
Hey, Pastor Dan? Mr. Self-righteous? I'm hanging on by a thread here. I lost my sister, my social life, my disposable income, my ability to fit into a size 2, and - this just in - my job. Pretty much the only two things that haven't disappeared are my nicotine fits and a few pounds that have recently taken up residence on my ass. So forgive me if I'm not too thrilled about being lectured, in Queens, about being a lousy legal guardian to three kids who maybe shouldn't have been given to me in the first place.
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Raising Helen - Confidence in Faith and Appearance
Pastor Dan Parker:
I'm a sexy man of God, and I know it.
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