Adventures in Babysitting - Unexpected Encounters in a New Neighborhood
Brenda:
Chris I'm begging you, it's really scary here. I've just seen three people shoot up, a bald Chinese lady with no pants on, and there's this old guy outside who wants his bedroom slippers!
Old Man: [banging on telephone booth]
Get out of my house!
Brenda: [kicks out a small box and the guy's slippers]
You just moved!
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