Memorable Quotes from John DeMita
5 quotesA Weighty Conversation About the Past
Loretta
Why don't you hire me?
Fazio
Twenty years ago, Loretta, or should I say twenty pounds ago?
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A Magician's Demand for Respect
Tammy
Sorry I'm late, Fazio.
Fazio
I told you, you will address me as Great One offstage and on.
Tammy
You're a magician, not ].
[[w:Pope|the Pope]
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Personality Transplant Needed for Loretta
Fazio
You need more than ], Loretta. You need a personality transplant.
[[w:breast implants|a boob job]
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A Suggestive Offer for Magic
Fazio
Loretta, darling, if you want magic, bend over. I'll pull a rabbit out of your ass.
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A Token of Unwelcome Appreciation
Fazio
Oh, shit!
[''The Leprechaun has turned his white rabbit into a pile of green feces'']
The Leprechaun
A little token of my esteem. It is exactly what it seems. Made fresh daily at exactly 9:00. It comes from ]. You can keep it in a crock.
[[w:Shillelagh|my shillelagh; ''Cruelly chuckles'']
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