Oh, God! - Divine Conversation Between God and Jerry Landers
God: [[question]
Last ].
Jerry Landers: [[Thank; [God]
] ]!
God: [[welcome]
You're ].
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Oh, God! - Understanding Divine Communication in Conversations
Bobbie Landers: [[God; [care; [religion]
Oh, ] "doesn't ] about ]"?
Jerry Landers:
Well, that's what He said.
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Oh, God! - Responsibility for Suffering Lies with Humanity
Jerry Landers: [[world]
How can You permit all the suffering that goes on in the ]?
God:
Ah, how can I permit the suffering?
Jerry Landers:
Yeah!
God: [[Free will|Free ''will''; [choices]
I don't permit the suffering, you do. ]. All the ] are yours.
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Oh, God! - Questioning Beliefs and Divine Existence
Jerry Landers: [[believe; [creationism|six days to create the world]
I don't ] the Red Sea, and I don't believe ].
God:
You're right.
Jerry Landers:
I am?
God: [[honest; [truth; [thought; [days; [job; [one]
Tell you the ] ], I ] about it for five ] and did the whole ] in ].
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Oh, God! - Divine Responsibility and Human Choice
Jerry Landers: [[control; [lives]
You don't ] our ]?!
God: [[gave; [world; [people|you]
I ] you a ] and everything in it. It's all up to ].
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Oh, God! - The Nature of Human Shame and Understanding
God: [[look]
Come take a ].
Jerry Landers: [[naked]
I can't. I'm ].
God: [[#God|I; [know; [shame; [thought; [needed]
You think ] don't ] what you got? That was another little goof of Mine: ]. I don't know why I ] we ] shame.
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Oh, God! - Divine Encouragement in Challenging Situations
God: [''speaking through Jerry's car radio''; [Moses; [The Bible#The Ten Commandments|ten]
You can do it, it's only one message. ] had to handle ].
Jerry Landers:
B-but You gave him tablets.
God: [[memory]
He had a bad ].
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Oh, God! - A Conversation About Divine Communication
Jerry Landers: [[want; [spoken; [#God|God]
You ] me to tell people I've ] with ]?
God: [''speaking through Jerry's car radio'']
Yes.
Jerry Landers:
They'll put me away.
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Oh, God! - Miscommunication Between God and Jerry
God: [''speaking through Jerry's car radio''; ''Jerry, surprised, begins fiddling with the nobs''; [want; [talk]
Jerry. Do you ] Me to ] louder?
Jerry Landers:
Oh, God!
God: [[believe]
I thought you didn't ] in Me.
Jerry Landers:
Uh…that's just an expression.
God: [[word]
I'm more than that, and I want you to spread the ].
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Oh, God! - Shared Belonging Beyond Labels
Jerry Landers: [[church]
I don't belong to any ]!
God: [''speaking through an intercom'']
Neither do I.
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Oh, God! - Divine Perspective on Mistakes and Creation
God: [''speaking through an intercom''; [Tobacco; [mistakes]
] was one of My big ].
Jerry Landers:
Mistakes?
God: [[try; [Ostriches; [Silly; [appearing|looking; [say]
You ]. ] were a mistake. ]-] things. Avocados, made the pit too big. Like I ], you try.
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Oh, God! - Divine Authority and Human Inquiry
God: [''speaking through an intercom''; [see]
Well, you're not allowed to ] Me.
Jerry Landers:
Why not.
God:
Because.
Jerry Landers: [[answer]
Thats no ].
God: [[lawsuit|Sue]
] Me.
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Oh, God! - Frequency of Conversations with the Divine
God: [''speaking through an intercom''; [talk]
How often do you ] with God?
Jerry Landers: [[never]
Practically ].
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Oh, God! - Questioning the Identity of the Divine
Jerry Landers:
Who are You?
God: [''speaking through an intercom''; [read]
You ] the note.
Jerry Landers:
Who's that, Artie?
God: [[God]
].
Jerry Landers:
Come on, Artie.
God:
No, it's Me, God.
Jerry Landers:
God.
God:
Right, God. God Almighty. Big G.
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Oh, God! - Calling the Lord to the Stand
Jerry Landers: [[judges|Honour; [#God|God]
Your ], I would like to call to the stand the Lord ].
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Oh, God! - Unexpected Confession About Driving Conditions
Jerry Landers: [[car wash]
Oh, uh…I-I-I-I'm-I must have drove through, uh, a ] wi-with my windows open?
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