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The Book of Pooh: Stories from the Heart

Friends Share Concerns About Christopher Robin's Absence

Christopher Robin Alright, guys, what's been going on around here?

Pooh Christopher, there you are.

Pooh We were quite worried about you.

Christopher Robin Oh, I had soccer practice after school today.

Tigger Oh, yeah.

Christopher Robin I do every week.

Tigger Oh, well, there you go. I was just lookin for your journal to tell us where you might be.

Pooh Yes, because, as you know, you write everything you do down in your journal. We just thought we could look up today, and– find out how everything was going for you. How is it going, Christopher?

Christopher Robin Oh, Pooh. You silly old bear. I have my journal right here. I couldn't write down what happens until it happens, could I?

[Takes out his journal; Shows Pooh his journal; Puts down his journal]

Tigger I never thought of that.

Piglet What do we do now, Christopher Robin?

Christopher Robin Well, I marked all my favorite stories to read to you before dinner. Hey! Where are they?

[Starts looking through the pages to find the bookmarks, only to find them gone]

Pooh Christopher Robin, we already did that.

Christopher Robin Oh, really?

Pooh Sorry.

Tigger I just got a fantastical idea! Christopher, why don't you read to us outta your journal, hm?

[Gasps]

Piglet Oh, yes, tell us the story of your day.

Christopher Robin What a great idea. Come on, let's sit on the bed and read it.

[Picks up his journal]

Narrator And so ends the story of– uh– the day everyone waited for Christopher Robin to return home, and learned– uh– um–

Tigger That a journal is somethin you write the story of your day in.

[Comes back]

Pooh But not until after your day happens, of course.

[Comes back]

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The Odd Couple

Casual Banter Among Friends in a Room

Speed Scuse me sir, but aren't you the one they call the Cincinnati Kid?

Murray You don't like it, get a machine.

Roy Jeez, it stinks in here.

Vinnie What time is it?

Speed Again what time is it?

Vinnie My watch is slow. I'd like to know what time it is.

Speed You're winnin $95. That's what time it is. Where the hell are you runnin'?

Vinnie I'm not runnin anywhere. I just asked what it was.

Roy It's 10:30.

[looks at his watch]

Vinnie Gotta leave by 12.

[pauses]

Speed Jeez!

[laughs]

Vinnie I told you that when I sat down. I gotta leave by 12. Uh, Murray, didn't I say that when I sat down? I said I gotta leave by 12.

Speed Don't talk to him. He's dealin'. You wanna rest for a while, Murray? Go lie down, sweetheart.

[To Murray]

Murray You want speed or accuracy? Make up your mind.

[He continues shuffling slowly while Speed puffs on his cigar angrily.]

Roy Hey, you wanna do me a really big favor? Smoke towards New Jersey.

[Speed blows smoke into Roy's face. Roy gets up and walks around.]

Murray No kidding. I'm really worried about Felix. He's never been this late before. Maybe somebody should call.

Vinnie Hm.

Murray Hey, Oscar! Why don't you call Felix?!

Speed Listen, why don't we chip in three dollars apiece and buy another window. How the hell can you breathe in here?

Murray How many cards you got? Four?

Speed Yes, Murray, we all have four cards. When you give us one more, we'll all have five. If you gave us two more, we'd all have six. You understand how it works now?

Murray Is Oscar playing or not? Hey, Oscar!

[Yells off.; Cut to Oscar in the kitchen.]

Oscar Madison Yeah?

[Yells off.]

Murray Hey, Oscar, you in or out?

[Yells.]

Oscar Madison Out, pussycat, out!

[Yells.]

Vinnie I told my wife I'd be home by one the latest. We're making an eight o'clock plane to Florida. I told you that when I sat down.

Murray Who goes to Florida in July?

Vinnie Well, it's off-season. There's no crowds, and you get the best room for one-tenth the price. No cards.

Murray Hm.

Speed Some vacation. Six cheap people in an empty hotel.

Murray Dealer takes four. Hey, you think maybe Felix is sick? I mean he's never been this late before.

Roy You know, this is the same garbage from last week's game. I'm beginning to recognize things.

[picks up a piece of junk]

Murray I'm out.

Speed Two kings.

Vinnie Straight.

Murray Hey, maybe he's in his office locked in the john again. Did you know that Felix was once locked in the john overnight? Yeah. He wrote out his entire will on a half a roll of toilet paper What a nut.

[laughs.; laughs.; cracks up. The others laugh with him. Murry is still laughing.]

Speed Don't play with your chips. I'm askin you nice. Don't play with your chips.

[to Vinnie]

Vinnie I'm not playing. I'm counting. I mean, leave me alone, will you?

Speed I'll leave you alone if you stop playin with your chips. I can't stand a guy who's winnin who plays with his chips.

[Oscar comes out of the kitchen with a tray of food and drinks and heads over to the table.]

Oscar Madison This is my house, Vinnie. You wanna play with your chips, you play with them, darling.

[He puts his tray down on the coffee table next to the poker table.]

The Book of Pooh: Stories from the Heart

Facing Consequences Together in the Hundred Acre Wood

Tigger Oh, no! What have we done?!

[Gasps]

Piglet We, Tigger? I think you're the one who was in and dash;

[Points at Tigger]

Tigger Tut-tut, Piglet. This is no time for pawpointin'. We gotta do something.

Pooh I agree. We don't want to get in trouble.

Rabbit Hello!

[Pops out of book]

Pooh Hi, Rabbit.

Rabbit Oh, my word! What's going on, here?

[Gasps; Jumps off the book]

Piglet Well, we were looking for your umbrella when-

Tigger And I started lookin for his journal-thingamadoodle.

Rabbit That's a book where you write down your thoughts, Tigger. Now-

Piglet And then we tried to clean up but Tigger hiccuped by accident and-

Rabbit I want to find out the truth about why this room looks a mess!

[Scowls]

Tigger Well, it was the crows that flew into your house and knocked over your bookends! Then they flipped over your umbrella and pretended it was their nest!

Rabbit oh, my my! I'm going to grab my scarecrow right now. Those crows have caused enough trouble today!

[rushes out of his house to grab his scarecrow]

Narrator Tigger, were you not telling the truth for our floppy-eared friend?

Tigger sorry Mr narrator, but a tigger's gotta do what a tigger's gotta do!

The Book of Pooh: Stories from the Heart

Piglet's Expression of Concern

Piglet Oh, d-d-dear!

The Book of Pooh: Stories from the Heart

Piglet expresses joy and delight

Piglet Wonderful!

The Book of Pooh: Stories from the Heart

Small Size, Big Impact

Piglet I may be small, but in a BIG way!