John Gatins Quotes

Doctor Now listen to me! This may mean the difference between living and dying. Do you have health insurance?

Scott Do ya take Green Cross?

Scott Excuse me, where can I cash a check?

Mitch You old enough to be in here, kid? Yes, you're old enough. Right over there. If there's anything you need, just come to me.

Scott There once was a lady of Totten whose tastes grew perverted and rotten. She cared not for steaks or for pastries and cakes, but lived upon penis au gratin.

Waitress ]. No, wait... ]. I got the album. Enjoy your spuds!

Scott What the hell did I just say?

Scott I thought maybe you could sneak me inside the casino to see what it's like.

Tammy What? Do you think this is like ] or something?

Scott Yeah, give me hotel security. Yeah, I'd like to report a leprechaun in your hotel. No, a LEPRECHAUN. Yeah, little green guy. HE TRIED TO KILL ME! Hello?

Scott Have you ever blown a rod before?

Tammy I beg your pardon?

Scott The engine, I meant. See, you got your pistons and your rods... You don't want to know this, right?

Tammy No, actually, I don't.