Memorable Quotes from John Gielgud
22 quotesVision of a Professional Army
Captain Nolan
One day, there will be an army where troopers need not be forced to fight, by floggings or hard reins. An army-- a Christian army-- that fights because it is paid well to fight, and fights well because its women and children are cared for. An army that is efficient and of a professional feather. I must fight for such and army. That army will bring the first of the modern wars, and the last of the gallop.
[voiceover]
General Airey
It does look like war.
Lord Raglan
Does it? I do think the French have been asking for it, ever since they had my arm.
Airey
But it won't be the French.
Raglan
Won't it be the French?
Airey
I've got a map, somewhere, of who it ought to be.
Airey
Well, it might be the French. It might always be the French.
Raglan
I knew it would be.
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Conflict Over Command in the Light Brigade
Lord Cardigan
I cam to be offered a command, not serve under that fool Lucan! I knew, the moment I saw his biscuit face sopping up wet around the ] he'd be here, starting his wheedling!
[[w:Horse Guards (building)|Horse Guards]
Lord Raglan
I am sure that after a little while, Lord Cardigan, you can be persuaded that such an arrangement can be made to work. After all, you will have the Light Brigade. Dash and fire, eh?
General Airey
Yes, Cardigan. You'll have the Light Brigade. Dash and fire, it is!
Cardigan
Lucan could not make himself fit to command a tent. Command an escort. Not fit to command a troop of knackered tailors on stubbed donkeys!
[slightly mollified]
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The Game of Courtesy Among Nations
King Louis VII of France
My dear man, crowned heads are free to play a little game of courtesy, but nations owe one another none.
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Selling Blood for Cash in Unexpected Places
Arthur
Yesterday, I sold some blood at a hospital.
Hobson
Hospital? I should've thought a local distillery would have paid you much more.
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Transformation Aspirations in Roman Leadership
Tiberius
Help me, Nerva. Help me transform this young barbarian into a Roman Caesar.
Nerva
There have been three Roman Caesars; ], ] and yourself. Which do you want him to be?
[[Julius Caesar|Julius; [Augustus]
Tiberius
The best.
Nerva
That would be your father Augustus.
Tiberius
You see, Caligula? I'm insulted to my face.
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Struggles with Fate and Friendship
Tiberius
Cretins... why did you permit him to do it? Bind his wrists... BIND HIS WRISTS! You must not go, you must not leave me, you are my friend, my only friend.
[seeing Nerva has cut his wrists; to Nerva]
Nerva
I've lived too long, Tiberius, I hate my life.
Tiberius
Leave us! Both of you!
[to the slaves]
Nerva
For a man to choose the hour of his own death is the closest he will ever come to tricking fate, and fate decrees that when you die, ] will kill me.
[[w:Naevius Sutorius Macro|Macro]
Tiberius
I'll arrest him and have him executed.
Nerva
You can't. He controls you. Anyway, even with Macro dead, how could I go on living with this reptile?
[Looks at Caligula]
Tiberius
You will respect my friend always, won't you, reptile?
[To Caligula]
Caligula
I've always respected him, lord.
Tiberius
You hear?
[To Nerva]
Nerva
Tiberius, you were wise once.
Tiberius
Ah, don't taunt me. I am old.
Nerva
I've watched you grow into a monster! One by one, I've seen you murder your whole family, your friends, the noblest men in Rome.
Caligula
That is treason!
Nerva
No, it's the truth.
Tiberius
I am and I always have been surrounded by enemies. In my own family, in the senate... You are cruel!
Nerva
No, honest. Old men can sometimes see the future. So, from evils past, and the evils yet to come, I now choose to escape.
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Complimenting a Guest's Presence
King Louis VII of France
You're the ideal guest.
[to Becket]
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Advice on a Difficult Situation
Arthur
What can I do, Hobson? I mean what would you do if you were me?
Hobson
The word "bathe" comes to mind.
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The Perfect Crime Discussion
Arthur
Hobson, did you see that?
Hobson
Yes.
Arthur
She stole that tie! It's the perfect crime; girls don't wear ties! Although some do; it's not a perfect crime, but it's a good crime.
Hobson
Yes; if she murdered the ties it would be the perfect crime. Why are you so happy about all this?
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Understanding a Life Beyond Imagination
Carr Gomm
Can you ] the kind of life he must have had?
[[imagine]
Dr. Frederick Treves
Yes, I think I can.
Carr Gomm
I don't think so. No one could possibly imagine it! I don't believe any of us can!
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A King's Disdain for Impertinent Diplomacy
King Louis VII of France
The King of England and his Ambassadors can drown themselves in what they are impertinent enough to call their ].
[[w:English Channel|English channel]
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A Conversation on Life and Afterlife
Caligula
Nerva, what's it like?
Nerva
Warm, no pain. Just drifting away.
Caligula
Do you see her?
Nerva
Who?
Caligula
The goddess, ].
[[w:Isis|Isis]
Nerva
So you're one of those who believe.
Caligula
Do you see her?
Nerva
No.
Caligula
Are you sure? You're almost dead. What's it like? What's happening to you now?
Nerva
Nothing.
Caligula
You're lying. You can see her, I know you can. What is she like?
Nerva
No. Nothing at all. Just sleep.
Caligula
Liar!
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Debating the Challenge of Rachmaninov's Masterpiece
Cecil Parkes
Rachmaninov? Are you sure?
David
Kind of. I'm not really sure about anything.
Cecil Parkes
The Rach 3. It's monumental.
David
It's a mountain. The hardest piece you could ever play.
Cecil Parkes
No one's ever been mad enough to attempt the Rach Three.
David
Am I mad enough, professor? Am I?
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Family, Freedom, and the Power of Music
Cecil Parkes
You must play as if there's no tomorrow.
Isaac Stern
America. You know, land of the free, home of the brave. You know, Mickey Mouse.
Gillian
Your first concert in years and you wear odd shoes.
Peter Helfgott
I’m your father and this is your family!
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A King’s Reflection on Rivalry and Conflict
King Louis VII of France
I'm glad you weren't born on this side of the channel, Thomas. You'd've been a thorn in my side, too.
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Olympic Aspirations in Unlikely Events
Hobson
If projectile vomiting ever becomes an Olympic event, you would do your country proud.
[to Arthur]
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A Father's Connection With His Son
Hobson
Arthur, I've seen your son.
[Arthur is conversing with the ghost of Hobson]
Arthur
Oh!
[inebriated, looks stricken]
Hobson
I've told him all about you. But he still wants to meet you very much.
Arthur
Ah, old man, you're not playing fair!
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Sanity and Membership in Question
Roland Hesketh-Baggott
Must I remind you, Foster, that you are speaking of a member of the Reform Club?
Foster
I don't care if he's a member of the Worshipful Company of Fishmongers. The man's mad!
Roland Hesketh-Baggott
Actually, excessive sanity is not a necessary qualification for that particular institution.
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Emperor's Mood Compared to the Weather
Caligula
Tell me, how is the emperor?
Nerva
Old, like me.
Caligula
I mean, how is his mood?
Nerva
Like the weather.
Caligula
The weather is good today!
Nerva
Changeable. I've heard that during the last month, seven of my colleagues in the senate have been put to death for treason.
Caligula
Nine, to be exact. Five of them cheated. They killed themselves. That wasn't playing fair. Don't you agree, ]?
[[w:Marcus Cocceius Nerva (jurist)|Nerva]
Nerva
They were all good men.
Caligula
If they were good men, how could their beloved emperor find them guilty?
Nerva
You have a gift for logic, prince.
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The Importance of Preparation in Music
Cecil Parkes
The page! For God's sake, the notes!
Peter Helfgott
I'm sorry sir, I keep forgetting the notes.
Cecil Parkes
Will it be asking too much to learn them first?
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King Louis VII's Concern for Becket's Safety
King Louis VII of France
You know, it's a strange thing, but Becket's safety has become quite dear to me.
[to aide]
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The Stakes of War and National Honor
Lord Raglan
War. This is war, gentlemen. Our passage to India is threatened, I should think, wouldn't you? The honour, the reputation, the glory of England is threatened, and the Queen's Majesty is sure to be threatened, she is. Poor brave weak little, sick little Turkey--
General Airey
].
[sententiously; [w:The Sick Man of Europe|The Sick Man of Europe]
Raglan
Yes, though I prefer to consider her as a young woman, hands up, fluttered, defenceless-- if she should fall to the ], eh? If the Turks go down like cards, flip-flop, then next, up our own ], and our own Queen will come the Russians! Ships and guns to rip our country into shame!
[[w:Nicholas I|Tyrant; [w:The Solent|Solent]
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