Dragonslayer - Questioning Qualifications Before Taking Action
Tyrian:
Before you stir things up, don't you think it would be a good idea to find out if you've got the right man for the job?
Hodge: [[Tests|test]
Ah, so it's a ] you're looking for. We don't do tests!
Tyrian: [[Action|deed; [Ghosts|shade; [Skepticism|doubter; [Astrology|the planets are not in line]
Oh, I'm sure you don't. They never do tests. Not many real ]s either. Oh, conversation with your grandmother's ] in a darkened room, the odd love potion or two, but comes a ]? Why, then it's the wrong day, ], the entrails are not favorable, "we don't do tests"!
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The Charge of the Light Brigade - Perceptions of the Russian Enemy's Color
Officer:
What colour is the Russian enemy?
Riding-master Mogg:
Sneaky colour.
Paymaster Duberly:
Gwey. Your Russian is gwey. Which is why he can't be seen. Which is why his pwomotion is slow.
Officer:
With a little breeding, an Englishman can buy his advancement.
Mogg: [indicating Duberly]
He and Hi are not hable to buy our advancement, we have to hobtain it by our habilities!
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