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John Kapelos Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from John Kapelos

3 quotes
Confrontation and Betrayal Among Friends
Steven Arrocas I could kill you.
[to his wife]
Dennis Go ahead. Kill her. Come on, Steven. Be a man! Kill her. She paid me to kill you. She did. Go on, shoot her. She's a tramp. She's a "big" tramp. Your parents are dead, and you've got a tramp for a wife. She fucks everybody. Steven, that was my foot.
[throws him a gun; whispers in his ear; gunshot]
The Janitor's Perspective on High School Life
John Carl? How does one become a janitor?
Carl You wanna be a janitor?
John No, I just want to know how one becomes a janitor. Because, you see, Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts.
Carl Oh, really? You guys think I'm just some untouchable peasant? Serf? Peon? Well, maybe so. But following a broom around after shitheads like you for the last eight years, I've learned a couple of things. I look through your letters. I look through your lockers. I listen to your conversations: you don't know that but I do. I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends. By the way, that clock's 20 minutes fast.
[pause]
Trust and Doubt Among Cops
Steven Arrocas Can I trust you?
Dennis Peck Of course you can trust me. I'm a cop.
[whispers in his ear]