Blind Date - Future Tense and Family References
David Bedford:
I swear on my mother's grave.
Judge Harold Bedford:
Your mother is playing the back 9 at Bellaire.
David Bedford:
I was speaking in the future tense.
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Blind Date - Unconventional Terms of Intimacy
Nadia Gates: [about David's marriage proposal]
I don't like you. I certainly do not love you. Do we have to have sex?
David Bedford:
Oh yes...
Nadia Gates:
Okay but no kissing.
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Blind Date - A Command to Dance Amidst Doubt
David Bedford:
Walter, I am not worth it...
Walter Davis:
SHUT UP! DANCE!
David Bedford:
What?
Walter Davis:
I SAID DANCE, SCUMBAG!
Walter Davis:
MOONWALK!
Walter Davis:
I HATE THAT SHIT!
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Stripes - Military Training Under Questioning
Gen. Barnicke:
Where the hell have you been, soldier?
Winger:
Traaaaaaaining, sir!
Soldiers:
Training, sir!
Gen. Barnicke:
What kind of training, son?
Winger:
Aaaaaaarmy training, sir!
Soldiers:
Army training, sir!
Winger: [leading them through drill]
Platoon, just like last night, only better! And...right shoulder, ho! Order, ho! Sidestep, right! Why did the chicken cross the road?
Winger:
Right!
Soldiers:
Hey! Hey! Hut!
Winger:
He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank!
Soldiers:
He ain't no chicken no more!
Winger, Soldiers:
No!
Winger:
Left flank, left! Queen Anne salute! Three...five...seven...port, ho! Razzle-dazzle!
Gen. Barnicke:
Where's your drill sergeant, men?
Winger:
Blown up, sir!
Soldiers:
Blown up, sir!
Capt. Stillman:
Yes, sir, these are Sgt. Hulka's men. He was injured during basic training.
Gen. Barnicke:
I see. So am I to understand that you men completed your training on your own?
Winger:
That's the fact, Jack!
Soldiers:
That's the fact, Jack!
Gen. Barnicke:
Captain?
Capt. Stillman:
Yes, sir.
Gen. Barnicke:
These are exactly the kind of go-getters I want working on my EM-50 project in Italy.
Capt. Stillman:
But, sir, these men are--
Gen. Barnicke:
Don't "but" me, Captain. I want them on the plane. Tonight!
Winger:
Gentlemen, it's party time, Italian style!
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Stripes - Miscommunication Leads to Unexpected Consequences
Capt. Stillman: [after the men were arrested in a women's mud wrestling bar fight]
Well, explain yourselves.
Oxberger:
Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one thing led to another, and the instructions got all fouled up there and we ended up...
Capt. Stillman:
Shut up.
Oxberger:
Okay, Sir.
Capt. Stillman:
You men are a disgrace. Maybe a few days in the stockade will help you change your rotten attitudes.
Cruiser:
But, um, we're supposed to graduate tomorrow, sir.
Capt. Stillman:
That's even better. Tomorrow, you'll be on parade in front of General Barnicke. And when he sees what total fuck-ups you are, I will recommend that your whole platoon repeat the entire course of basic training.
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Stripes - Military Training and Peer Pressure Dynamics
Sgt. Hulka: [The soldier falls off]
Move it! Do it! Why, boy. We got women can climb that thing better than you! Get up! Get on your feet!
Winger: [Passing the rope to Hulka]
He said he couldn't make it, why don’t you do it?
Sgt. Hulka: [Begins climbing the rope]
Take one step back, Winger. Move it!
Capt. Stillman:
Alright, soldier. Let’s see how you fire that mortar.
Mortar Soldier:
What co-ordinates, sir?
Capt. Stillman:
Co-ordinates?
Mortar Soldier:
Yes, sir, they determine where the mortar’s going to-
Capt. Stillman:
Ah, soldier, the army has spent a lot of money teaching you how to the fire that thing. Now, set it, then, fire it.
Mortar Soldier:
Sir, we don’t know where the shell’s going to-
Capt. Stillman: [hands him a mortar shell]
Soldier! The only way to learn anything is to do it! Now fire the weapon.
Sgt. Hulka:
Alright. Any of ya suck-holes wanna come up here and knock me off?
Sgt. Hulka: [seeing the shell headed for their position]
Oh shit. INCOMING!
Oxberger: [Hulka reaches up and grabs him by the throat as the other soldiers try on intervene]
Sergeant does this mean we’re through for the day? Get him off me! Get him off!
Russell:
Save your strength, Sarge!
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Ri¢hie Ri¢h - Dismissive Command from Lawrence Van Dough
Lawrence Van Dough: [''Last words in the film'']
Hey, screw. Fetch.
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Ri¢hie Ri¢h - Misguided Blame in a Critical Moment
Lawrence Van Dough: [''to Ferguson'']
Not me, you imbecile, them!
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Ri¢hie Ri¢h - Frustration Over Driveway Parking Choices
Lawrence Van Dough: [''Annoyed with his chauffeur after stepping out of his limo and into a puddle'']
37-and-a-half miles of driveway, and you park in the 5 feet with a puddle!
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Star Trek III: The Search for Spock - A Dire Choice Between Life and Death
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Southland Tales - Southland Tales - Dialogue 12
Vaughn Smallhouse:
You ever lost someone close to you, a loved one in a terrorist attack? Cause I have.
Cyndi Pinziki:
This may come as a shock to you, Mr Smallhouse, but I have lost two people in Abilene. Two of my four ex-husbands on a fishing trip, which they took every year to bitch about me.
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Southland Tales - Identity Confusion in Southland Tales
Vaughn Smallhouse:
Are you Deep Throat 2?
Krysta Now:
Oh, I'm not in that movie.
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