Memorable Quotes from John Leguizamo

23 quotes

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

Chi-Chi Rodriguez's Colorful Insult

Chi-Chi Rodriguez Uptight cellulite dinosaur fossil face white honky cracker witch!

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Assault on Precinct 13

Repetitive Call for Attention

Beck Hey Bish... Bish... Bish... Bish, Bish, Bish, Bish, Bish, Bish, Bish... BISH!

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Frustration With Unwanted Circumstances

Chi-Chi Rodriguez I didn’t ask to come on this trip, did I? No, I don't think so! Did I ask for you to be making me over, jump through all kinds of hoops like some kind of circus poodle? No, I don't think so! And do I want to go to jail because of some cop killer? No, I don't think so! So as soon as we get to the next town, I'm jumping on the first man and I'm riding him all the way to New York City and away from you two puckered up stuck up putas because this trip sucks! It sucks!

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Carlito's Way

Benny Blanco's Bronx Identity Statement

Benny Blanco Hey, remember me? Benny Blanco From The Bronx?

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Chi-Chi Rodriguez Declares Her Royal Status

Chi-Chi Rodriguez I'm a princess! P to the R to the IN to the CESS!

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Chi-Chi's Invitation to Spidersville

Chi-Chi Rodriguez Get in the car, Perras, I got us a ride to "Spidersville"...

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Love and Partnership in Chi-Chi's Words

Chi-Chi Rodriguez I love roughnecks; tell me, if I was your bread would you be my butter?

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Land of the Dead

Target Practice in a Dystopian Setting

Cholo What the hell's that?

[''a shot is fired'']

Brubaker Oh, that's just target practice.

Marksman Y'see that? right between the eyes!

Veteran Soldier Let me take a shot.

Veteran Soldier Stop scratchin my ass! You're gonna mess up my shot.

Marksman Dude, that ain't me.

Veteran Soldier There's nothing there, man.

Cholo Okay, so what the hell's that, screaming practice?

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Redefining Queenship and Identity

Chi-Chi Rodriguez Vida, you know, you're not a queen because you rule people, or you sit on a throne, baby. You're a queen because you couldn't cut it as a man so you had to put on a dress, that's why.

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Assault on Precinct 13

Observation of Each Other's State

Rosen Your eyes are red. ]?

[[w:crack cocaine|You been smokin' crack]

Beck Your eyes are glazed. ]

[[w:doughnut#In popular culture|You been eatin' donuts?]

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Self-Reflection on Size and Presence

Chi-Chi Rodriguez Cause you're as big as a float.

[When Noxeema asks “Why do I feel like I'm in the Tournament of Roses Parade?”]

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Embracing Identity and Personal Growth

Chi-Chi Rodriguez Lord grant me the serenity to accept that I'm just a boy in a dress and the courage to change with the fashions and the wisdom to know the difference.

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John Wick

Confrontation Over a Son's Actions

Aurelio Aurelio speaking.

Viggo Tarasov I heard you struck my son.

Aurelio ...Yes, sir, I did.

Viggo Tarasov And may I ask why?

Aurelio Yeah, well, because he stole John Wick's car, sir, and uh… killed his dog.

Viggo Tarasov Oh.

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Comfortable Seats Described as Butter

Chi-Chi Rodriguez The seats are like butter!

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Land of the Dead

Reflections on Class and Survival

Cholo I know for a fact that if it wasn't for this truck I wouldn't be any different to that poor Mexican bastard out there.

[Cholo notices a Zombie Gardener outside of Dead Reckoning]

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Land of the Dead

Life's Essentials in Solitude

Cholo There's only three things a man should do when he's alone, be born, die, and we all know the other thing...

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Carlito's Way

Threat of Violence and Finality

Benny Blanco You’re over, man. You’re fuckin’ in the history books. That’s where you are, man. So you might as well fuckin’ kill me now, ‘cause if I ever see you again, swear to god, I’m gonna fucking kill you.

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The Happening

Secrets and Revelations on a Wedding Day

Julian Hey, I'm going to tell you something that you should never tell your best friend.

Elliot Why is everybody saying that?

Julian I saw her on your wedding day.

[referring to Alma]

Elliot Again with the wedding. What?

Julian I walked into her waiting room by mistake, and she was crying. She looked up and I saw her face. She wasn't ready to jump in, Elliot. That's not who she is. She's never going to jump in when you need her, man.

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Chi-Chi Rodriguez Embraces Her Unique Identity

Chi-Chi Rodriguez I'm the Latina Marilyn Monroe. I've got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

Carlito's Way

Refusal of Invitation in Carlito's Way

Benny Blanco Mr Brigante, this is the second time you turned me down for a drink. What, you don’t like my champagne?

Land of the Dead

Desire to Experience a Different Life

Cholo Nah, I've always wanted to see how the other half lives.

[Cholo has been bitten and Foxy asks him if he'd rather be shot]

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar