John LeguizamoQuotes

John Leguizamo
Birthday
July 22nd, 1960
From
Bogotá, Colombia
Actor

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar - Chi-Chi's Invitation to Spidersville

Chi-Chi Rodriguez: Get in the car, Perras, I got us a ride to "Spidersville"...

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar - Chi-Chi Rodriguez Embraces Her Unique Identity

Chi-Chi Rodriguez: I'm the Latina Marilyn Monroe. I've got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar - Embracing Identity and Personal Growth

Chi-Chi Rodriguez: Lord grant me the serenity to accept that I'm just a boy in a dress and the courage to change with the fashions and the wisdom to know the difference.

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar - Chi-Chi Rodriguez's Colorful Insult

Chi-Chi Rodriguez: Uptight cellulite dinosaur fossil face white honky cracker witch!

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar - Love and Partnership in Chi-Chi's Words

Chi-Chi Rodriguez: I love roughnecks; tell me, if I was your bread would you be my butter?

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar - Redefining Queenship and Identity

Chi-Chi Rodriguez: Vida, you know, you're not a queen because you rule people, or you sit on a throne, baby. You're a queen because you couldn't cut it as a man so you had to put on a dress, that's why.

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar - Frustration With Unwanted Circumstances

Chi-Chi Rodriguez: I didn’t ask to come on this trip, did I? No, I don't think so! Did I ask for you to be making me over, jump through all kinds of hoops like some kind of circus poodle? No, I don't think so! And do I want to go to jail because of some cop killer? No, I don't think so! So as soon as we get to the next town, I'm jumping on the first man and I'm riding him all the way to New York City and away from you two puckered up stuck up putas because this trip sucks! It sucks!

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar - Self-Reflection on Size and Presence

Chi-Chi Rodriguez: [When Noxeema asks “Why do I feel like I'm in the Tournament of Roses Parade?”] Cause you're as big as a float.

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar - Chi-Chi Rodriguez Declares Her Royal Status

Chi-Chi Rodriguez: I'm a princess! P to the R to the IN to the CESS!

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar - Poverty and Sacrifice in Family Dynamics

Chi-Chi Rodriguez: We were so poor my parents married for the rice.

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar - Comfortable Seats Described as Butter

Chi-Chi Rodriguez: The seats are like butter!

Land of the Dead - Target Practice in a Dystopian Setting

Cholo: [''a shot is fired''] What the hell's that?
Brubaker: Oh, that's just target practice.
Marksman: Y'see that? right between the eyes!
Veteran Soldier: Let me take a shot.
Veteran Soldier: Stop scratchin my ass! You're gonna mess up my shot.
Marksman: Dude, that ain't me.
Veteran Soldier: There's nothing there, man.
Cholo: Okay, so what the hell's that, screaming practice?

Land of the Dead - Desire to Experience a Different Life

Cholo: [Cholo has been bitten and Foxy asks him if he'd rather be shot] Nah, I've always wanted to see how the other half lives.

Land of the Dead - Life's Essentials in Solitude

Cholo: There's only three things a man should do when he's alone, be born, die, and we all know the other thing...

Land of the Dead - Reflections on Class and Survival

Cholo: [Cholo notices a Zombie Gardener outside of Dead Reckoning] I know for a fact that if it wasn't for this truck I wouldn't be any different to that poor Mexican bastard out there.

Carlito's Way - Refusal of Invitation in Carlito's Way

Benny Blanco: Mr Brigante, this is the second time you turned me down for a drink. What, you don’t like my champagne?

Carlito's Way - Benny Blanco's Bronx Identity Statement

Benny Blanco: Hey, remember me? Benny Blanco From The Bronx?

Carlito's Way - Threat of Violence and Finality

Benny Blanco: You’re over, man. You’re fuckin’ in the history books. That’s where you are, man. So you might as well fuckin’ kill me now, ‘cause if I ever see you again, swear to god, I’m gonna fucking kill you.

Carlito's Way - Introduction of Benny Blanco's Identity

Benny Blanco: My name is Benny Blanco from the Bronx.

The Happening - Secrets and Revelations on a Wedding Day

Julian: Hey, I'm going to tell you something that you should never tell your best friend.
Elliot: Why is everybody saying that?
Julian: [referring to Alma] I saw her on your wedding day.
Elliot: Again with the wedding. What?
Julian: I walked into her waiting room by mistake, and she was crying. She looked up and I saw her face. She wasn't ready to jump in, Elliot. That's not who she is. She's never going to jump in when you need her, man.

John Wick - Confrontation Over a Son's Actions

Aurelio: Aurelio speaking.
Viggo Tarasov: I heard you struck my son.
Aurelio: ...Yes, sir, I did.
Viggo Tarasov: And may I ask why?
Aurelio: Yeah, well, because he stole John Wick's car, sir, and uh… killed his dog.

Assault on Precinct 13 - Observation of Each Other's State

Rosen: [[w:crack cocaine|You been smokin' crack] Your eyes are red. ]?
Beck: [[w:doughnut#In popular culture|You been eatin' donuts?] Your eyes are glazed. ]

Assault on Precinct 13 - Repetitive Call for Attention

Beck: Hey Bish... Bish... Bish... Bish, Bish, Bish, Bish, Bish, Bish, Bish... BISH!