John Louie

Randall Peltzer: [after seeing the Mogwai] I've got to have him! He's incredible. I'll give you $100 for it.

Mr. Wing: No.

Randall Peltzer: Look, I've got to have it. It's a present for my son for Christmas. It's exactly what I've been looking for and I've been everywhere. I'll give you $200 for it. That's $200!

Mr. Wing: I'm sorry. Mogwai not for sale.

Randall Peltzer: I thought you said everything at your grandfather's store was for sale.

Chinese Boy: Grandfather!

Mr. Wing: With Mogwai comes much responsibility. I cannot sell him at any price.

Chinese Boy: Keep him out of the light. He hates bright light. Especially sunlight - it'll kill him. And keep him away from water. Don't get him wet. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget - no matter how much he cries, or how much he begs, never, never feed him after midnight.

Stripe: (repeated line) Gizmo CaCa!

Lynn Peltzer: GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!

Murray Futterman: Goddamn foreign TV. I told ya, we should've got a Zenith!

Rockin Ricky Rialto: [as Pete tries to tell him about the Gremlins; [w:The War of the Worlds (1938 radio drama)|Orson Welles crap; crashing is heard; a Gremlin is heard cackling; screams] Kid, this is Christmas, not Halloween! Listen, gang. Rockin Ricky's getting fed up with all this ], so cool it, will ya?! What's that? Kitty, what's that, I said? Some of Rockin Ricky's fans? Hey, you're not a Rockin Ricky fan!

Rocking Ricky Rialto: Hey, gang, It's been a rough night for Rockin Ricky, but he's still on the air!