John Mahoney Quotes

Mickey Why are you getting so upset Dad? You don't even believe in God.

Mr. Fitzpatrick That doesn't mean I'm going to stop being a good Catholic.

Lt. Col. Conroy OK, here's the deal. We have an irrational child down there with an armed device. He seems to trust you, so you get down there.

Dr. Matthewson And do what?

Lt. Col. Conroy Disarm him. Get him to take it apart.

Dr. Matthewson And if he won't?

Lt. Col. Conroy Well, then just separate him from it and we'll do the rest.

Dr. Matthewson I can't do that.

Lt. Col. Conroy And why not?

Dr. Matthewson Because I'm not a-

Lt. Col. Conroy What, a killer? Is that the word you're groping for, Doctor? And just what the bloody hell do you think you've been working on all these years? What do you think all this is for? Your own personal amusement? To stimulate you intellectually? You are what you are, Doctor - a son of a bitch, like the rest of us. Now for God's sake, take some responsibility and do what needs to be done.

Mr. Fitzpatrick She's gonna be devastated. She's been up at that goddamn church every morning praying for your brother. And then yesterday she tells me I spend too much time on the boat. I don't even want to get into that discussion. And now you're gonna get divorced? Christ. She'll be up with Father John twenty-four hours a day. Thanks a lot, buddy. I'm probably going to have to start making my own breakfast again.

Francis I'm sorry if my divorce interferes with your breakfast plans, Dad.

Official Sir, what about evacuation?

Lt. Col. Conroy Evacuation? Of who?

Official The people.

Lt. Col. Conroy Oh, you mean New York, Pennsylvania, Vermont, Canada... those people?

Eddie Cicotte What's the scoop, Harry?

Harry Mr. Comiskey sent these down for you. A congratulations for a successful pennant race.

Eddie Cicotte That's awfully white of him. He didn't happen to mention when we can expect that bonus he promised us in return for taking the flag, did he?

Harry This is your bonus.

Swede Risberg Cheap bastard.

Kid Gleason Look, fellas, if it was up to me...

Eddie Cicotte Kid, we've got no beef with you. It's flat.

Rose No. I think the house is empty. I can't invite you in because I'm married and because I know who I am. You're shivering.

Perry I'm a little cold.

Rose You're a little boy and you like to be bad.

Perry We could go to my apartment. You could see how the other half lives.

Rose I'm too old for you.

Perry I'm too old for me. That's my predicament.