Memorable Quotes from John Murray
1 quoteConfronting Reality with Humor and Tough Love
Ghost of Christmas Past
GO BACK TO JERSEY, YA MORON!
[after driving harmlessly through a van; laughs]
Ghost of Christmas Present
Sometimes, you have to SLAP them in the face just to get their attention!
Earl Cross
All day long, I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work...'My back hurts, my legs ache, I'm only four! The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better!
[pauses for a second]
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The night the reindeer died!
Elliot Loudermilk
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[[w:Bugs Bunny|Hello wabbit]
James Cross
My brother, The King of Christmas.
[last lines]
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