Scrooged - Confronting Reality with Humor and Tough Love
Ghost of Christmas Past: [after driving harmlessly through a van; laughs]
GO BACK TO JERSEY, YA MORON!
Ghost of Christmas Present:
Sometimes, you have to SLAP them in the face just to get their attention!
Earl Cross: [pauses for a second]
All day long, I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work...'My back hurts, my legs ache, I'm only four! The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better!
Promo Announcer:
The night the reindeer died!
Elliot Loudermilk: [[w:Bugs Bunny|Hello wabbit]
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James Cross: [last lines]
My brother, The King of Christmas.
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