Danger: Diabolik - The Complexity of Signing for the Deceased
Morgue Attendant:
There... Ralph Valmont. If you'll just sign this here, here, here, and here.
Diabolik:
Four times?
Morgue Attendant:
Four times, yes.
Diabolik:
He was basically a good boy... always sent money to Mama.
Morgue Attendant: [hands Diabolik the urn; checks inside the retort; opens the oven door and prepares to extract Valmont's ashes]
There, there. Buck up. He'll soon be home at last. He's at peace now. Let's see if he's ready yet. Please. Yes, he's ready! Every time... I reflect on man's insignificance...
Morgue Attendant:
Have you ever seen–?
Old Lady:
Excuse me, could you tell me where the doctor is?
Old Lady:
Excuse me, please, could you tell me where the doctor is?
Diabolik:
He's in shock.
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Danger: Diabolik - Signatures and Remembrance in the Morgue
Morgue Attendant:
Valmont, yes, it's all in order. If you'll just sign here, here, here, and here.
Diabolik:
Four times?
Morgue Attendant:
Four times, yes.
Diabolik:
He was basically a good boy... always sent money to Mama.
Morgue Attendant: [hands Diabolik the urn; checks inside the retort; opens the oven door and prepares to extract Valmont's ashes]
There, there. Buck up. He'll soon be home at last. He's at peace now. Let's see if he's ready yet. Please. Yes, he's ready! Every time... I reflect on man's insignificance...
Morgue Attendant:
I say!
Old Lady:
Excuse me, where is the doctor? Please!
Old Lady:
Excuse me, where is the doctor?
Diabolik:
He's in shock.
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Barbarella - Delight in Desire and Confusion
Great Tyrant:
Tell me, my fancy, fuzzy freak — what do you think of, when you make love to Barbarella?
Pygar:
Make love? I do not understand.
Great Tyrant:
Don't be coy with me — you are in no position. If only you had one eye in your head…
Great Tyrant:
… you would see what a delight I am! My face, my body — all my things are a delight! An exquisite delight.
Pygar:
What is it you want?
Great Tyrant:
I shall share my delights with you. You shall make love to me.
Pygar:
An angel does not make love. An angel is love.
Great Tyrant:
Then you're a dead duck. Guards! To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake!
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Barbarella - Concerns About the Chamber of Ultimate Solution
Barbarella:
Pygar, come. Tell me what that means.
Pygar:
Chamber… of Ultimate… Solution".
Barbarella:
I don't like the sound of that.
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Barbarella - Contrasting Perceptions of Earth Beings
Barbarella: [[planet]
I'm from the ] Earth. My name is Barbarella.
Pygar:
But you're soft and warm! We're told that Earth beings are cold.
Barbarella: [slyly smiling]
Not all of us.
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Barbarella - The Nature of an Angel
Pygar: [[memory]
An angel has no ].
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Barbarella - Perceptions of Warmth and Coldness in Beings
Pygar: [[Earth]
But you're soft and warm! We're told that ] beings are cold.
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Barbarella - The Nature of Love and Angels
Pygar: [[angel; [love]
An ] does not make love, an angel is ].
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