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John Sarkisian Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from John Sarkisian

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Contrasting Musical Tastes in a Post-Apocalyptic World
Russian General I do not like rock-and-roll music. This is too loud! I like folk music, soft, nice music, huh? Polka, waltz, anything!
Satellite DJ You're listening to K-LOST, home of the Apocalypse. The call in question of the day is, who will be the new king? I'm sending in an ICBM across the wasteland for all of you on the yellow brick road to Vegas looking for a hero. If you find one send him my way, baby.
Lack of Ammunition in Military Strategy
Russian lieutenant Why don't we just shoot him?
Russian general Are you crazy? We haven't had bullets since 57.