Memorable Quotes from John Stockwell
8 quotesExploring Impossible Energy Sources in Science
Bob Roberts
This thing is generating power and light without heat, Michael!
Michael Harlan
How is that possible?
Bob Roberts
It's not possible! I mean not on this world, anyway.
Vince Latello
Whoa, what other world are we talking about?
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Divorce and Misguided Advice on Relationships
Vince Latello
My old man says, "Treat broads like dirt and they love ya.
Michael Harlan
Oh, yeah? So where's your old lady?
Vince Latello
My parents are divorced.
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Uncertainty About Bob's Condition
Ellie Sawyer
Michael, is Bob dead?
Michael Harlan
I don't know.
Vince Latello
Great. There goes my D.
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Miscommunication on Dynamite Setup
Michael Harlan
Caps to the dynamite, dynamite to the legs, got it?
Ellie Sawyer
Caps to the dynamite, dynamite to the legs, got it.
Michael Harlan
Latello?
Ellie Sawyer
Caps to the legs, legs to the dynamite.
Michael Harlan
Come on!
Ellie Sawyer
Hey, good thing I watch TV, huh?
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Consequences of Neglecting School Responsibilities
Bob Roberts
You guys cut my science final! What's with you guys? Where were you?
Michael Harlan
We got kinda hung up in the auto shop...
Vince Latello
Yeah, in the ozone.
Bob Roberts
In the ozone, Blowzone! I'm tired of you four-F's! Let me tell you something, unless your project is dyno-supreme, you both get D's!
Vince Latello
Hey I'll take it!
[eagerly]
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Trapping Christine: A Plan Unfolds
Dennis Guilder
Christine is gonna come through the door. You better get in the office and stay out of sight, OK? Once she gets inside, hit the button and bring the door down. Then we'll have her trapped.
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Discussion on the Type of Book Needed
Michael Harlan
We need a book.
[at the school library counter]
Sherman
Oh, a car book?
Vince Latello
A car book?
[mockingly]
Michael Harlan
No, a book on strange things.
Sherman
Like Vince.
Vince Latello
Hey, sayonara, dicknose!
[grabs Sherman]
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Vince's Attempt at Winning Sawyer's Attention
Vince Latello
Hey, I hit on Sawyer once.
Michael Harlan
Oh yeah?
Vince Latello
Yeah, I tried to give her this Italian macho bod.
Michael Harlan
What did she do?
Vince Latello
Poor girl lost out. She called me a name I had to look up in the dictionary!
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