Christine - Trapping Christine: A Plan Unfolds
Dennis Guilder:
Christine is gonna come through the door. You better get in the office and stay out of sight, OK? Once she gets inside, hit the button and bring the door down. Then we'll have her trapped.
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My Science Project - Miscommunication on Dynamite Setup
Michael Harlan:
Caps to the dynamite, dynamite to the legs, got it?
Ellie Sawyer:
Caps to the dynamite, dynamite to the legs, got it.
Michael Harlan:
Latello?
Ellie Sawyer:
Caps to the legs, legs to the dynamite.
Michael Harlan:
Come on!
Ellie Sawyer:
Hey, good thing I watch TV, huh?
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My Science Project - Uncertainty About Bob's Condition
Ellie Sawyer:
Michael, is Bob dead?
Michael Harlan:
I don't know.
Vince Latello:
Great. There goes my D.
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My Science Project - Discussion on the Type of Book Needed
Michael Harlan: [at the school library counter]
We need a book.
Sherman:
Oh, a car book?
Vince Latello: [mockingly]
A car book?
Michael Harlan:
No, a book on strange things.
Sherman:
Like Vince.
Vince Latello: [grabs Sherman]
Hey, sayonara, dicknose!
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My Science Project - Vince's Attempt at Winning Sawyer's Attention
Vince Latello:
Hey, I hit on Sawyer once.
Michael Harlan:
Oh yeah?
Vince Latello:
Yeah, I tried to give her this Italian macho bod.
Michael Harlan:
What did she do?
Vince Latello:
Poor girl lost out. She called me a name I had to look up in the dictionary!
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My Science Project - Exploring Impossible Energy Sources in Science
Bob Roberts:
This thing is generating power and light without heat, Michael!
Michael Harlan:
How is that possible?
Bob Roberts:
It's not possible! I mean not on this world, anyway.
Vince Latello:
Whoa, what other world are we talking about?
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My Science Project - Divorce and Misguided Advice on Relationships
Vince Latello:
My old man says, "Treat broads like dirt and they love ya.
Michael Harlan:
Oh, yeah? So where's your old lady?
Vince Latello:
My parents are divorced.
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My Science Project - Consequences of Neglecting School Responsibilities
Bob Roberts:
You guys cut my science final! What's with you guys? Where were you?
Michael Harlan:
We got kinda hung up in the auto shop...
Vince Latello:
Yeah, in the ozone.
Bob Roberts:
In the ozone, Blowzone! I'm tired of you four-F's! Let me tell you something, unless your project is dyno-supreme, you both get D's!
Vince Latello: [eagerly]
Hey I'll take it!
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