Memorable Quotes from Jon Bass
6 quotesOfficially Graduated from Trainees to Lifeguards
Mitch Buchannon
Uh, guys, after finding the drugs, helping save Chen and helping me blow up the bad girl with a Roman candle, it's a pleasure to say you are officially no longer trainees.
CJ Parker
Whoo!
Mitch Buchannon
Congratulations!
CJ Parker
Yeah, guys.
Mitch Buchannon
Hey, guys, one more important thing. I want to introduce you to our new captain who has been running our Hawaii division very successfully for years now: the amazing Captain Casey Jean.
Ronnie Greenbaum
Is it just me, or is she in...
Stephanie Holden
Super slow motion?
Summer Quinn
Yeah.
CJ Parker
Wow. This is gonna take a while.
[dryly]
Mitch Buchannon
That's how we roll.
[winks]
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Perceptions of Beauty in Slow Motion
Summer Quinn
Why does she always look like she's running in slow-mo?
[about CJ Parker]
Ronnie Greenbaum
You see it too?
Summer Quinn
And she always looks wet, but not too wet.
Ronnie Greenbaum
Right? She's the reason I believe in God.
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Uncertainty and Humor in Challenging Situations
Matt Brody
Will it work? Maybe. Will there be some surprises along the way? Abso-fucking-lutely. Is anyone gonna die? I don't know. Maybe Ronnie.
Ronnie Greenbaum
Sorry, what?
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Misunderstanding about a modern character
Ronnie Greenbaum
She's like some sort of modern-day ].
[[J. Edgar Hoover]
Matt Brody
The vacuum guy.
Ronnie Greenbaum
No.
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Embracing Identity in High-Pressure Situations
Ronnie Greenbaum
I've never seen any interface like this! I don't know what to fucking do!
CJ Parker
Hey, look at me! You are the tech guy. You are the motherfucking tech guy.
Ronnie Greenbaum
I'm the motherfucking tech guy.
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Confusion Over Technical Terminology in Planning
Matt Brody
So, Dave had access to Leeds server.
Ronnie Greenbaum
Her server? You mean her network.
Matt Brody
Yeah, her network, that's what I meant. Okay, so we just take a flash drive, and we plug it in, you know, get in to her cloud, and then steal all her cookies, right, and then we're straight through the firewall.
Ronnie Greenbaum
Okay, literally none of what you said made any sense.
Matt Brody
Straight over the firewall.
Ronnie Greenbaum
It's not, like, a physical thing you do.
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