Baywatch - Officially Graduated from Trainees to Lifeguards
Mitch Buchannon:
Uh, guys, after finding the drugs, helping save Chen and helping me blow up the bad girl with a Roman candle, it's a pleasure to say you are officially no longer trainees.
CJ Parker:
Whoo!
Mitch Buchannon:
Congratulations!
CJ Parker:
Yeah, guys.
Mitch Buchannon:
Hey, guys, one more important thing. I want to introduce you to our new captain who has been running our Hawaii division very successfully for years now: the amazing Captain Casey Jean.
Ronnie Greenbaum:
Is it just me, or is she in...
Stephanie Holden:
Super slow motion?
Summer Quinn:
Yeah.
CJ Parker: [dryly]
Wow. This is gonna take a while.
Mitch Buchannon: [winks]
That's how we roll.
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Baywatch - Embracing Identity in High-Pressure Situations
Ronnie Greenbaum:
I've never seen any interface like this! I don't know what to fucking do!
CJ Parker:
Hey, look at me! You are the tech guy. You are the motherfucking tech guy.
Ronnie Greenbaum:
I'm the motherfucking tech guy.
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Baywatch - Uncertainty and Humor in Challenging Situations
Matt Brody:
Will it work? Maybe. Will there be some surprises along the way? Abso-fucking-lutely. Is anyone gonna die? I don't know. Maybe Ronnie.
Ronnie Greenbaum:
Sorry, what?
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Baywatch - Misunderstanding about a modern character
Ronnie Greenbaum: [[J. Edgar Hoover]
She's like some sort of modern-day ].
Matt Brody:
The vacuum guy.
Ronnie Greenbaum:
No.
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Baywatch - Confusion Over Technical Terminology in Planning
Matt Brody:
So, Dave had access to Leeds server.
Ronnie Greenbaum:
Her server? You mean her network.
Matt Brody:
Yeah, her network, that's what I meant. Okay, so we just take a flash drive, and we plug it in, you know, get in to her cloud, and then steal all her cookies, right, and then we're straight through the firewall.
Ronnie Greenbaum:
Okay, literally none of what you said made any sense.
Matt Brody:
Straight over the firewall.
Ronnie Greenbaum:
It's not, like, a physical thing you do.
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Baywatch - Perceptions of Beauty in Slow Motion
Summer Quinn: [about CJ Parker]
Why does she always look like she's running in slow-mo?
Ronnie Greenbaum:
You see it too?
Summer Quinn:
And she always looks wet, but not too wet.
Ronnie Greenbaum:
Right? She's the reason I believe in God.
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