Jon Bernthal

Jon Bernthal Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Jon Bernthal

12 quotes
Tension Between Characters Over Money Exchange
Donnie I got a couple of mil comin in like a week. And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up.
Brad You'll give me a call?
Donnie When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up.
Chantalle Well, we don't fuckin work for you, man!
Donnie Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Okay? Technically, you do work for me.
Conflicting Interests in Racing Ambitions
Gary Only one small question. It concerns my race program. If I wish to race Le Mans, and you do not wish for me to race Le Mans... do we or do we not go?
Lee Iacocca Look, in that highly unlikely scenario... if, uh, we just can't agree... then, yes. I mean, no. You are correct. You do not go.
Gary My integrity as a constructor, as a man, as an Italian, is deeply insulted by your proposal.
Gary Go back to Michigan. Back to your big, ugly factory. Back to your big, ugly factory, making its ugly, little cars.
Gary Tell your pigheaded boss that all his, uh, smug executives are worthless sons of whores.
Enzo Ferrari Tell him he's not Henry Ford. He's Henry Ford II.
[in English]
Enzo Ferrari I'm starving. Let's go eat.
[in Italian]
Betrayal and Insults in Business Negotiations
Leo Beebe He played us. Old Man Enzo had no intention of selling to us. He used us to up his price, embarrass our company and insult your leadership. It was a bad idea from the start.
Henry Ford II What exactly did he say?
Lee Iacocca He said Ford makes ugly little cars, and we make em... in an ugly factory. He said our executives are sons of whores.
Henry Ford II About me.
Lee Iacocca He called you fat, sir. Pigheaded.
Henry Ford II Go on.
Lee Iacocca He said you're not Henry Ford. You're Henry Ford II.
Henry Ford II I want the best engineers. The best drivers. I don't care what it costs. We're gonna build a race car...
Henry Ford II And we're gonna bury that goddamn greasy wop 100 feet deep under the finish line at Le Mans. And I will be there to watch it.
Conflict Between Ambition and Parental Responsibility
Richard Williams I'm trying to look out for my kids.
Rick Macci No, you're looking out for yourself. You know, all I hear from you is pressure. Pressure, pressure pressure! But you know what I see? On TV, every day I see the Richard Williams show. A million dollars, number 1! The Greatest of All Time! You don't think that adds pressure?
Richard Williams It adds confidence.
Rick Macci Bullshit! It's about you. Now look, you wanna jerk my chain, go ahead and jerk it but do not do it to those girls.
Richard Williams Rick, all respects, dude, we love you. You're like a member of our family. But you work for us. I wrote this plan.
Rick Macci Plan.
Richard Williams And when I say she's not playing, she is not playing. I call the shots. And I'm sorry if you don't like that.
Rick Macci Richard, screw your frickin plan. You don't know what you're doing. You don't.
Questioning Baby's Abilities and Differences
Griff What's his deal?
[''indicating Baby.'']
Doc Oh, Baby? Full cut, same as everyone.
Griff No, Doc. I mean, is he, uh, retarded?
Doc Retarded" means slow. Was he slow?
Griff No.
Doc Then he don't sound retarded to me. He's a good kid and a devil behind the wheel. What the hell else more do you need to know?
Assessing Risks in a High-Stakes Assignment
The Ghost Roy. ] and ] Who're you expecting to bomb you, ]?
[''Sees Roy at metal detectors at Rhinehart Inc. entrance''; ''Getting [[w:Metal detector|wanded; [w:Frisking|frisked; [w:Random House|Random House]
Roy Quigley We're publishing Lang's memoirs. That's enough to make us a target, apparently.
The Ghost Thank you. How many have you seen?
[''Gets his effects back''; ''In elevator'']
Roy Quigley Five. You're the last. I must be honest. I don't think you're the right man for this assignment.
The Ghost Then it's a good job it's not your decision, Roy.
Roy Quigley John Maddox, chief executive of Rhinehart, New York.
The Ghost Sir.
[''Shakes hand'']
Roy Quigley Sidney Kroll, Mr. Lang's Washington attorney.
The Ghost Mr. Kroll.
[''Shakes hand'']
Roy Quigley And Nick Ricardelli I believe you know.
The Ghost All right, Rick.
[''Rick puts hand on The Ghost's back and guides him to couch'']
John Maddox All right, I gather from Rick you're aware of the situation? Perhaps you can enlighten us and tell us what exactly you're gonna bring to this project.
The Ghost Nothing. No, I'm not gonna pretend to be someone I'm not. You have my CV.
Roy Quigley His last effort was the autobiography of a magician, I Came, I Sawed, I Conquered.
Rick Ricardelli Yeah, and it went straight to number one, so...
The Ghost After you turned it down, Roy. Look, I don't read political memoirs. Who does? And I gather you've spent $10 million on this book. How much of that are you gonna see back? Two? Three? It's bad news for your shareholders. And it's worse news for your client, Mr. Kroll. Adam Lang, he wants a place in history, not in the remainder tables.
Roy Quigley Oh, please!
The Ghost It's because I know nothing about politics that I'll ask the questions that get right to the heart of who Adam Lang is. And that is what sells autobiographies. Heart.
Rick Ricardelli Wow! That's nicely done.
Roy Quigley What utter balls!
John Maddox You think so?
Roy Quigley John, of course. Adam Lang's a world historical figure. His autobiography is gonna be a world-publishing event.
John Maddox Yeah, well, I got warehouses filled with world-publishing events waiting to be pulped.
Roy Quigley Sid?
Sidney Kroll Adam is obviously still very upset by what happened to Mike McAra. He was irreplaceable. Irreplaceable, and yet he has to be replaced. Adam can certainly appreciate the benefits of trying someone different. In the end, it's about chemistry. Do you work out, maybe?
The Ghost Not really.
Sidney Kroll That's a pity. Adam likes to work out.
Roy Quigley Actually, I know a good writer on ] who uses a gym.
[[w:The Guardian|the Guardian]
Rick Ricardelli Okay, maybe we could just run over the publishing schedule, yeah?
John Maddox We need to wrap this up in a month.
The Ghost A month?
John Maddox Yes.
The Ghost You want the book in a month?
Sidney Kroll We already have a first draft.
John Maddox Yeah, well, it needs a lot of work. That's why I like your résumé here. You're fast, and you deliver.
Rick Ricardelli You name it, he ghosts it.
John Maddox And you're a Brit. The ghost should be a Brit. To get the jolly old tone right, right?
[''Mimics English accent''; ''Rick chuckles'']
Sidney Kroll Do you have any family commitments?
The Ghost No, I have no family. Why?
Sidney Kroll Adam is locked into a US lecture tour, also a fundraising program for the Adam Lang Foundation.
Rick Ricardelli It's a month in the States. That's okay.
The Ghost Couldn't I bring the manuscript back here to work on?
Sidney Kroll I'm afraid not. It's in a secure environment in Marty Rhinehart's own house. Only a few people are allowed to handle it.
Roy Quigley Sounds more like a bomb than a book. I will need to see it myself at some point. I am supposed to be editing it. Yeah, in theory.
John Maddox Actually, we need to talk about that. How soon can you get over there?
The Ghost As soon as you want.
Rick Ricardelli He'll fly tonight.
The Ghost Rick.
Rick Ricardelli It's okay.
John Maddox Okay, you're in.
[''After silence with Sidney giving an informal eye flash'']
The Ghost Oh!
[''Gets up'']
John Maddox Congratulations.
[''Shakes The Ghost's hand and pats him on shoulder'']
The Ghost Thank you. Thanks.
John Maddox Rick.
[''Off camera'']
The Ghost Thank you.
[''To Sidney'']
Sidney Kroll Actually, I have something here you might want to look at.
[''Holds up bag'']
The Ghost Is that... Is that...
Sidney Kroll No, no, no, this isn't Adam's book. No, it's another client of mine. Yeah, perhaps you can let me know what you think.
The Ghost Sure.
Sidney Kroll Okay, if you're gonna get that evening flight, we'd better talk contracts with Rick here. Wanna show our friend to the door? Would you?! Roy?!
[''To dazed Roy''; ''Raises voice''; ''Roy comes to'']
Rick Ricardelli Call you in an hour, buddy.
John Maddox Hey! Remember... Heart.
[''To The Ghost at door''; ''Pats chest saying in English accent'']
Advice on Rest During Travel
Rick Ricardelli Get some sleep on the plane. You're sounding weird. "A tethered goat." I'll call you next week.
Ford and Bond: A Clash of Ideals
Lee Iacocca James Bond does not drive a Ford, sir.
Henry Ford II That's because he's a degenerate.
Political Craze and Voter Apathy
The Ghost But you realize I know nothing about politics?
[''At a restaurant'']
Rick Ricardelli You voted for him, didn't you?
The Ghost Adam Lang? Of course I did.
Rick Ricardelli Everyone voted for him. He wasn't a politician, he was a craze.
The Ghost Well, there you go.
Rick Ricardelli Look, it's a new ghostwriter he needs, not another goddamn politico. He was paid $10 million for these memoirs, but rumor has it the manuscript's a crock of shit. Rhinehart's lending him his house at the ocean so they can fix it, and the pressure must have gotten to McAra. Pathologist said his blood was, like, three parts booze.
The Ghost You mean he drowned by accident?
Rick Ricardelli Accident, suicide, who cares? It was the book that killed him.
The Ghost Well, that's encouraging. Who is this McAra? Should I have heard of him?
[''Rick dryly chuckles'']
Rick Ricardelli Yeah. He was some kind of aide to Lang when he was Prime Minister, so don't admit that you haven't. He was with him for years.
The Ghost I don't know, Rick.
Rick Ricardelli This is a great opportunity for you. Plus the money is good. Kids won't starve.
The Ghost I don't have any kids.
Rick Ricardelli I do.
Kahmunrah's Threat and Demand for Cooperation
Kahmunrah Tell me the combination and give me the tablet right now or I shall KILL all of your friends starting with this little shaggy-headed little cowman here!
Jedediah I ain't shaggy-headed! Gigantor, let me take this guy!
Larry Daley Don't worry, I got this handled. You don't wanna give me my friends, then you're not gonna get your combination or your Tablet.
[to Kahmunrah]
Kahmunrah Alright, I'll tell you what, alright. They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing, alright? Here you go.. They DIDN'T call me Kahmunrah the trustworthy! They called me Kahmunrah the BLOODTHIRSTY, who kills whoever doesn't give Kahmunrah exactly what he wants in the moment that he wants it, which is RIGHT NOW, when I had also better get the combination and the Tablet!
[starts to hand him the hourglass; jerks it back]
Larry Daley That's what they called you?
Kahmunrah It was shorter in Egyptian.
Larry Daley Great, well, I'll give you the combination after you give him back!
[reaches for the tablet]
Kahmunrah How dare you! If you touch that again I shall kill you right now. Do not touch this. This is a No-Touching zone!
[makes a line in front of the hourglass with his hand]
Larry Daley Good, well, then...
[reaches for it]
Kahmunrah Oh my GOD! I can't believe you reached across like that again! I can't even believe it! Oh, God! I want to kill you right now! If you didn't know this combination, you would be so dead right now, it would be unbelievable!
Larry Daley Great, well, I do know the combination...
Kahmunrah DON'T CROSS THIS LINE with your hand!
[making a line with his arm]
Kahmunrah How dare you! If you speak again, if you SPEAK AGAIN, I'm going to kill you! Do you understand this? Don't say it! Oh, God I see you getting ready! Oh, my GOD! Don't say anything! Now, give me that Tablet and tell me the combination.
Larry Daley Alright, after you give me Jed and release my friends.
[reaches for the hourglass]
Kahmunrah You did all three! You spoke and you reached your hand across!
[he freaks out]
Larry Daley Look, I can talk to you about this all night!
Kahmunrah How about this? How about I DON'T kill you, like I really, really want to, and I give you precisely five seconds to hand over that Tablet and tell me the combination?
Al Capone We already got the combination! It's pi. 3.14159265! This little guy sang. Oh did he sing? Like a canary!
[coming in carrying Einstein]
Einstein Bobblehead Sorry, Larry.
Reflection on Helen's Impact on War
Menelaus Perhaps you've heard of Helen? Face that launched a thousand ships. Maybe now just five hundred.
The Versatility of a Ghostwriter
Rick Ricardelli You name it, he ghosts it.