Stay Alive - Questionable Legality of a Video Game
Phineus:
If this genuinely is from Loomis, it must in fact be barely legal.
Hutch:
(trying, about the game) Okay, we got this from Loomis. It's called Stay Alive. We don't know much about it except we're not supposed to have it.
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Stay Alive - A Playful Invitation Amidst Frightening Moments
Swink:
Can Hutch come out and play?
Hutch:
Swink! You scared the crap out of me!
Swink:
(unfazed) Why yes. I would love to come inside. Thank you for asking.
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Stay Alive - Gaming Preferences and Awkward Conversations
October:
Whoever said size doesn't matter never played a third-person shooter. Can I have a 42-incher? You know I like the big ones.
Hutch:
Per usual, that is too much information. Oh, shit! Oh, man.
Phin:
(to October) You're a whore.
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Stay Alive - Confronting the Haunting Countess
Miller: [Elizabeth Bathory attacks his character; Elizabeth Bathory stabs Miller's character]
Goddamn it, man! Man, she got me.
October:
Oh, one of the little girls?
Miller:
Some-some-some...woman, man. I think it was the dame from the painting. You know, that, that...countess. You know, I-I-I-I didn't even get a chance to fight her, man.
Phineus:
Okay, well, where's the torture chamber? Cause I want some ass.
Miller:
I don't know. I mean, I went through a secret entrance, you know.
Hutch:
Hey, you gonna try to get back in the game?
Miller: [sighs; a shadow of Elizabeth Bathory walks past; doesn't see anybody]
Well-- Hey, is somebody out there?
Hutch: [through headset]
Miller, who you talkin to, man?
Miller: [chuckles]
Don't know. Probably some Goddamn rent-a-cop tryin to scare the shit out of the livin'. You know what they say. You know, you play the game too long, you know, you start seeing shit, you know, or have seizures.
Swink:
Games could cause seizures. Now, perceptive of reality, on the other hand, has yielded some very interesting, you know, studies.
Phineus:
Yeah, I'm sure you've read them all.
Swink:
I have. You know, it seems the longer you play, the more your subconscious mind perceives the game world to be a reality. You know, it's really interesting, but it's only a theory, of course. But then, there's, you know, retinal memory, which, you know--
October: [interrupting; politely]
That is so fascinating, sweetie, but I'm kind of feeling like we should call it a night.
Hutch: [agreeing with October]
Yeah, some of us have got to be at work.
Swink:
But I just figured out how to strip one of those zombie concubines naked.
Phin:
That is what I'm talking about. How do you do it?
Swink: [[w:Konami Code|Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A(, Start)]
].
Phineus: [enters the code]
Boobs.
October: [she and Hutch laugh in amused shock and disgust]
Come on, you guys. Hutch is right. We'll pick it back up to date.
Hutch:
All right. Miller, you can, uh, rejoin us then.
Miller:
Yeah. Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, and I'll, uh, check my schedule.
Hutch:
Thanks again for hanging with you guys. I really needed it.
Phineus: [sighs; salutes]
To Loomis.
Hutch, October, Abigail and Swink: [simultaneously]
To Loomis.
Miller:
To Loomis.
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