Memorable Quotes from Jon Foster
4 quotesQuestionable Legality of a Video Game
Phineus
If this genuinely is from Loomis, it must in fact be barely legal.
Hutch
(trying, about the game) Okay, we got this from Loomis. It's called Stay Alive. We don't know much about it except we're not supposed to have it.
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A Playful Invitation Amidst Frightening Moments
Swink
Can Hutch come out and play?
Hutch
Swink! You scared the crap out of me!
Swink
(unfazed) Why yes. I would love to come inside. Thank you for asking.
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Gaming Preferences and Awkward Conversations
October
Whoever said size doesn't matter never played a third-person shooter. Can I have a 42-incher? You know I like the big ones.
Hutch
Per usual, that is too much information. Oh, shit! Oh, man.
Phin
(to October) You're a whore.
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Confronting the Haunting Countess
Miller
Goddamn it, man! Man, she got me.
[Elizabeth Bathory attacks his character; Elizabeth Bathory stabs Miller's character]
October
Oh, one of the little girls?
Miller
Some-some-some...woman, man. I think it was the dame from the painting. You know, that, that...countess. You know, I-I-I-I didn't even get a chance to fight her, man.
Phineus
Okay, well, where's the torture chamber? Cause I want some ass.
Miller
I don't know. I mean, I went through a secret entrance, you know.
Hutch
Hey, you gonna try to get back in the game?
Miller
Well-- Hey, is somebody out there?
[sighs; a shadow of Elizabeth Bathory walks past; doesn't see anybody]
Hutch
Miller, who you talkin to, man?
[through headset]
Miller
Don't know. Probably some Goddamn rent-a-cop tryin to scare the shit out of the livin'. You know what they say. You know, you play the game too long, you know, you start seeing shit, you know, or have seizures.
[chuckles]
Swink
Games could cause seizures. Now, perceptive of reality, on the other hand, has yielded some very interesting, you know, studies.
Phineus
Yeah, I'm sure you've read them all.
Swink
I have. You know, it seems the longer you play, the more your subconscious mind perceives the game world to be a reality. You know, it's really interesting, but it's only a theory, of course. But then, there's, you know, retinal memory, which, you know--
October
That is so fascinating, sweetie, but I'm kind of feeling like we should call it a night.
[interrupting; politely]
Hutch
Yeah, some of us have got to be at work.
[agreeing with October]
Swink
But I just figured out how to strip one of those zombie concubines naked.
Phin
That is what I'm talking about. How do you do it?
Swink
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[[w:Konami Code|Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A(, Start)]
Phineus
Boobs.
[enters the code]
October
Come on, you guys. Hutch is right. We'll pick it back up to date.
[she and Hutch laugh in amused shock and disgust]
Hutch
All right. Miller, you can, uh, rejoin us then.
Miller
Yeah. Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, and I'll, uh, check my schedule.
Hutch
Thanks again for hanging with you guys. I really needed it.
Phineus
To Loomis.
[sighs; salutes]
Hutch, October, Abigail and Swink
To Loomis.
[simultaneously]
Miller
To Loomis.
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