Napoleon Dynamite - Uncle Rico's Inquiry About the Dealio
Uncle Rico:
How does the dealio sound now?
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Napoleon Dynamite - Uncle Rico's Opinion on Billowy's
Uncle Rico:
Billowy's good.
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Napoleon Dynamite - Uncle Rico Questions Kip's Knowledge of Cyberspace
Uncle Rico:
Kip, I reckon you know a lot about...cyberspace?
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Napoleon Dynamite - Uncle Rico Offers to Share His Video
Uncle Rico:
Hey, you guys wanna see my video?
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Napoleon Dynamite - Uncle Rico's Concern for Grandma's Injury
Uncle Rico:
Your grandma took a spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.
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Napoleon Dynamite - Uncle Rico's Practical Parenting Advice
Uncle Rico:
Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack! What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it.
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Napoleon Dynamite - Uncle Rico's Football Aspirations and Regrets
Uncle Rico:
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?...Yeah...Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.
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