Memorable Quotes from Jon Gries
7 quotesUncle Rico's Opinion on Billowy's
Uncle Rico
Billowy's good.
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Uncle Rico's Football Aspirations and Regrets
Uncle Rico
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?...Yeah...Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.
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Uncle Rico Offers to Share His Video
Uncle Rico
Hey, you guys wanna see my video?
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Uncle Rico's Inquiry About the Dealio
Uncle Rico
How does the dealio sound now?
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Uncle Rico's Concern for Grandma's Injury
Uncle Rico
Your grandma took a spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.
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Uncle Rico Questions Kip's Knowledge of Cyberspace
Uncle Rico
Kip, I reckon you know a lot about...cyberspace?
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Uncle Rico's Practical Parenting Advice
Uncle Rico
Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack! What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it.
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