Mean Girls - Health Class Dynamics in Mean Girls
Coach Carr: [''To Cady walking out of room'']
Welcome to “Health and Human Sexuality.” Now, this fall we’ll be getting into the state-mandated unit on Abstinence. Of course then followed by, in the spring, Condoms and Choking. Where do you think you’re going there, hotshot?
Cady:
I need to urinate.
Coach Carr:
No way, José.
Cady:
Uh, it’s Cady.
Coach Carr: [[w:sperm whale|a sperm whale]
Well, Cady, first thing you need to do is ask permission. But the second thing you’ll need is this lavatory pass that is shaped like ]. Get it?
Cady:
Um... May I please have the lavatory pass?
Coach Carr:
No, you may not. You may go sit back down. You can go at lunch. Nice try, kiddo. All right, let’s jump into this! This won’t be awkward at all, I swear to God.
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The Day the Earth Stood Still - Lessons from First Encounters Between Civilizations
Regina Jackson:
History has lessons to teach us about first encounters between civilizations. As a rule the less advanced civilization is either exterminated or enslaved. I'm thinking of Pizarro and the Incans, Columbus and the Native Americans, and the list goes on. Unfortunately in this case, the less advanced civilization is us.
Michael Granier:
This is the representative of an extra-terrestrial civilization. This is the most important discovery in the history of Mankind!
Regina Jackson:
It may well be the last discovery in the history of Mankind.
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Bridesmaids - Unexpected Compliments in a Casual Conversation
Annie: [having sex]
I'm glad you called.
Ted:
I'm so glad you were free.
Annie:
I love your eyes.
Ted:
Cup my balls.
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Bridesmaids - Navigating Awkward Social Situations
Ted: [to Annie, after sex]
This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a dick.
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Baby Driver - Facing the Consequences After the Song Ends
Buddy:
Song is over, Baby. But I'm afraid you still have to face the music.
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Baby Driver - A Warning About Future Calls
Buddy:
Do me a favor. Next time Doc calls... Don't pick up.
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