Memorable Quotes from Jon Lee
4 quotesIdentifying the True Heroes in Crisis
Jon
(after Plan Q is activated) Don’t worry, I’ve seen this bit a thousand times; the heroes always save the day.
Hannah
Right, so where are the heroes?
Rachel
We’re the heroes, you muke.
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Questioning Identity in the Media
Male Reporter
Do you see yourselves as a manufactured band?
Jon
Do you see yourself as a war correspondent?
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Perspective on Shoes and Stinky Feet
Alistair
A lot of people would love to be in your shoes.
Jon
Not in Jo’s. Her feet stink.
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Contractual Obligations and Unexpected Consequences
Jo
That’s it. He’s fired.
Tina
Can we fire him? I mean, we signed a contract.
Jon
Yeah, but has anyone ever actually read the contract? I mean, apparently Alistair can make us weed his yard. And you know if he ever needs a kidney transplant, one of us has got to be the donor.
Rachel
I said we should have got a proper lawyer instead of your uncle Peter.
Hannah
My uncle Peter knows the legal system a lot better than any other lawyer.
Jo
Your uncle’s an ex-con.
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