Half Baked - Struggles and Humor in Everyday Life
Nasty Nate:
So the next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail...FRUIT!
Sir-Smoke-Alot:
I want to talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! Cause it's hard being black and gifted. Sometimes I just wanna throw it all down and get lifted!
Sir-Smoke-Alot:
I'm impotent, man! Get away from me, bitch!
Kenny:
Ya hear that? I'm somebody's bitch!
Brian:
Get some...sour cream and onion chips, with some dip, man. Some beef jerkey, some peanut butter. Get some Hagen-Dagz ice-cream bars. A whole lotta of chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, pink popcorn. GRAHAM CRACKERS!!! Graham crackers with the marshmallows. Little marshmallows with little chocolate bars and we'll make some s'mores man. Celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man, everything on em, water, a whole lotta water and.......Funyuns.
Brian:
Don't worry. Don't worry. l'm not gonna do what everyone thinks l'm gonna do: Flip out, man! All l wanna know is: who's comin with me? Who's comin', man? Who's comin with me?
Enhancement Smoker:
You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some weird shit in there, man. There's a dude sittin in the bushes, man, does he have a gun? I dunno, man, I dunno! Wha, wha? RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO. It's just some weird shit, man!
Sir-Smoke-Alot:
Doctor says I need a back-iotomy!
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Playing by Heart - Unsettling Feelings in a Familiar Place
Meredith:
This is gonna sound really weird.
Trent:
You're worried about Barley, and you want to go back to your place.
Meredeith::
Oh my G-d, this is way fucking spooky.
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Playing by Heart - An Unexpected Dinner Invitation
Trent:
Have dinner with me.
Meredith::
Look, I'm not going to sue you or anything.
Trent:: [[Lawsuit|litigation]
I'm not asking as a pre-emptive strike against ], I'm asking--
Meredith::
I'll have dinner with you.
Trent::
What changed your mind?
Meredeith:
Anyone who can say pre-emptive strike against litigation with a straight face deserves a dinner companion.
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