Memorable Quotes from Jonathan Keltz
1 quoteJourney from Bangkok to Detroit
Wesley
Excuse me, where's this plane going to?
[wakes up on plane]
Stewardess
Detroit.
Wesley
Thank God! ... Excuse me! Where's it coming from?
[sighs with relief; panics]
Stewardess
Bangkok.
Wesley
Thai...
Wesley
Whose kid is that?
Stewardess
Yours - you adopted him yesterday. Congratulations!
Wesley
Hey buddy.
[waves gingerly]
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