American Pie Presents: Beta House - Journey from Bangkok to Detroit
Wesley: [wakes up on plane]
Excuse me, where's this plane going to?
Stewardess:
Detroit.
Wesley: [sighs with relief; panics]
Thank God! ... Excuse me! Where's it coming from?
Stewardess:
Bangkok.
Wesley:
Thai...
Wesley:
Whose kid is that?
Stewardess:
Yours - you adopted him yesterday. Congratulations!
Wesley: [waves gingerly]
Hey buddy.
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