Memorable Quotes from Jonathan Sadowski
7 quotesSurvival Choices in Extreme Circumstances
Richie
I get it though, dude, you do what you've got to do to survive, you know? If we were all out here starving to death, and you were, and you were dead, I'd eat your leg.
Amanda
Really sweet. Yeah.
Richie
Thank you.
Wade
Why would you eat my leg, man? I can teach you how to fish, just go fishing.
Richie
I don't eat fish.
Amanda
That's not what you told me.
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Cautionary Advice from Wade to Mikey
Wade
Hey Mikey, wear a condom! An extra small one.
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Casual Banter Among Friends Over Drinks
Richie
How's that beer treatin ya, beer snob?
Mike
Better than my own piss.
Wade
You can drink that by the way. Yours, hers, hers, mine, yours.
Whitney
What?
Wade
Swear to God, piss is sterile.
Amanda
For the record, you will never drink my piss.
Wade
That's what you think.
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Exploring the Dark History of the Camp
Wade
Hey guys! Guys! I just found some broken down cabins over there. It's got to be the old camp. Who wants to go check it out?
Mike
Is this all we brought to drink, no Heineken or anything?
Richie
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[[Blue Velvet|Fuck that euro-shit, this is Pabst Blue American Ribbon, my friend.]
Wade
You do realize this camp was closed down like 20 years ago? Some woman, she went fucking nuts, killed all these counselors. Blamed them for her son's drowning, he was like deformed or retarded or something. Mom got hers. Uh, apparently there was one survivor. This girl, she cut that lady's head off with a machete. It gets weirder.
Richie
I'm sure it does.
Wade
Her son, Jason, he came back. He was actually there. He watched his mom being beheaded. Actually, a friend of mine, he went to camp around here..
Richie
Aw, sh..
Wade
He went to camp around here! He said the cops came, they were looking for that Jason guy. You know what? Don't believe me, nobody does. Don't believe me. But I'm pretty sure the way the story goes, the place was called Camp Crystal Lake.
Richie
Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket, every single bottle of water is Crystal something.
Wade
Aquafina.
Richie
Okay, fine.
Wade
Okay.
Richie
The story could've happened anywhere dude, that's how they get little kids to shit themselves.
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Understanding Identity and Self-Expression
Viola
I just can't do this.
Paul
Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong but you know what I mean.
[Pause]
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Presidential Voices on Fear and Action
John F. Kennedy
My fellow Americans:
Ronald Reagan
It is time to
Harry S. Truman
strike
George W. Bush
fear
George H. W. Bush
into
Franklin D. Roosevelt
the minds of
George W. Bush
the citizenry.
Molina
It's an unauthorized broadcast.
[from the mobile command center]
John F. Kennedy
Ask not what your country can do
George W. Bush
to avert
Bill Clinton
this
Jimmy Carter
crisis. The answer is
Harry S. Truman
nothing whatsoever.
George W. Bush
Our military
Ronald Reagan
strength
Richard Nixon
is
Ronald Reagan
in
Bill Clinton
this
George W. Bush
case
Harry S. Truman
useless!
George H. W. Bush
Read my lips:
Ronald Reagan
The
George W. Bush
great
Jimmy Carter
confident
Richard Nixon
roar
George W. Bush
of
Ronald Reagan
the American progress
Lyndon B. Johnson
and
Gerald Ford
growth
George W. Bush
has
Franklin D. Roosevelt
come
Harry Truman
to
Richard Nixon
an end.
George W. Bush
All the
Harry S. Truman
vital
Bill Clinton
technology
Richard Nixon
that
George W. Bush
this
Lyndon B. Johnson
nation
Gerald Ford
holds
Franklin Roosevelt
dear -
John F. Kennedy
all
Bill Clinton
communication,
Gerald Ford
transportation,
Bill Clinton
the Internet connectivity,
George W. Bush
electrical power,
John F. Kennedy
critical
Bill Clinton
utilities -
Lyndon B. Johnson
Their
Ronald Reagan
fate
George W. Bush
now
Franklin D. Roosevelt
rests
Ronald Reagan
in
Richard Nixon
our
George W. Bush
hands. ]
[[George W. Bush#Freedom and_Fear Are at_War (September 2001)|We will not tire. We will not falter. And we will not fail.]
Molina
I don't know how they're getting in.
George W. Bush
Thank you.
Richard Nixon
And a
George W. Bush
happy Independence Day
Dwight D. Eisenhower
to everyone.
Casper
That was creepy!
[impressed]
Trey
I tried to find more Nixon.
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Awkward Encounters and Misunderstood Intentions
Olivia
Beware. The old guy chewing gum... it's not gum.
[as Viola takes her place at the kissing booth]
Olivia
Yes, because my first instinct would be to feed the turantula.
[When Malcolm, telling her his tarantula is loose, says she should not feed it]
Monique
Ew, what are you, hitting on me? Let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours.
[in response to Andrew's flirting]
Paul
Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong, but you know what I mean.
[pause]
Justin
That's right. Didn't score on me last half, won't score on this half! I'm a ninja. Ninja Goalie.
[after he blocks a goal]
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