She's the Man - Understanding Identity and Self-Expression
Viola:
I just can't do this.
Paul: [Pause]
Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong but you know what I mean.
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She's the Man - Awkward Encounters and Misunderstood Intentions
Olivia: [as Viola takes her place at the kissing booth]
Beware. The old guy chewing gum... it's not gum.
Olivia: [When Malcolm, telling her his tarantula is loose, says she should not feed it]
Yes, because my first instinct would be to feed the turantula.
Monique: [in response to Andrew's flirting]
Ew, what are you, hitting on me? Let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours.
Paul: [pause]
Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong, but you know what I mean.
Justin: [after he blocks a goal]
That's right. Didn't score on me last half, won't score on this half! I'm a ninja. Ninja Goalie.
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Friday the 13th - Survival Choices in Extreme Circumstances
Richie:
I get it though, dude, you do what you've got to do to survive, you know? If we were all out here starving to death, and you were, and you were dead, I'd eat your leg.
Amanda:
Really sweet. Yeah.
Richie:
Thank you.
Wade:
Why would you eat my leg, man? I can teach you how to fish, just go fishing.
Richie:
I don't eat fish.
Amanda:
That's not what you told me.
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Friday the 13th - Casual Banter Among Friends Over Drinks
Richie:
How's that beer treatin ya, beer snob?
Mike:
Better than my own piss.
Wade:
You can drink that by the way. Yours, hers, hers, mine, yours.
Whitney:
What?
Wade:
Swear to God, piss is sterile.
Amanda:
For the record, you will never drink my piss.
Wade:
That's what you think.
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Friday the 13th - Exploring the Dark History of the Camp
Wade:
Hey guys! Guys! I just found some broken down cabins over there. It's got to be the old camp. Who wants to go check it out?
Mike:
Is this all we brought to drink, no Heineken or anything?
Richie: [[Blue Velvet|Fuck that euro-shit, this is Pabst Blue American Ribbon, my friend.]
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Wade:
You do realize this camp was closed down like 20 years ago? Some woman, she went fucking nuts, killed all these counselors. Blamed them for her son's drowning, he was like deformed or retarded or something. Mom got hers. Uh, apparently there was one survivor. This girl, she cut that lady's head off with a machete. It gets weirder.
Richie:
I'm sure it does.
Wade:
Her son, Jason, he came back. He was actually there. He watched his mom being beheaded. Actually, a friend of mine, he went to camp around here..
Richie:
Aw, sh..
Wade:
He went to camp around here! He said the cops came, they were looking for that Jason guy. You know what? Don't believe me, nobody does. Don't believe me. But I'm pretty sure the way the story goes, the place was called Camp Crystal Lake.
Richie:
Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket, every single bottle of water is Crystal something.
Wade:
Aquafina.
Richie:
Okay, fine.
Wade:
Okay.
Richie:
The story could've happened anywhere dude, that's how they get little kids to shit themselves.
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Friday the 13th - Cautionary Advice from Wade to Mikey
Wade:
Hey Mikey, wear a condom! An extra small one.
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Live Free or Die Hard - Presidential Voices on Fear and Action
John F. Kennedy:
My fellow Americans:
Ronald Reagan:
It is time to
Harry S. Truman:
strike
George W. Bush:
fear
George H. W. Bush:
into
Franklin D. Roosevelt:
the minds of
George W. Bush:
the citizenry.
Molina: [from the mobile command center]
It's an unauthorized broadcast.
John F. Kennedy:
Ask not what your country can do
George W. Bush:
to avert
Bill Clinton:
this
Jimmy Carter:
crisis. The answer is
Harry S. Truman:
nothing whatsoever.
George W. Bush:
Our military
Ronald Reagan:
strength
Richard Nixon:
is
Ronald Reagan:
in
Bill Clinton:
this
George W. Bush:
case
Harry S. Truman:
useless!
George H. W. Bush:
Read my lips:
Ronald Reagan:
The
George W. Bush:
great
Jimmy Carter:
confident
Richard Nixon:
roar
George W. Bush:
of
Ronald Reagan:
the American progress
Lyndon B. Johnson:
and
Gerald Ford:
growth
George W. Bush:
has
Franklin D. Roosevelt:
come
Harry Truman:
to
Richard Nixon:
an end.
George W. Bush:
All the
Harry S. Truman:
vital
Bill Clinton:
technology
Richard Nixon:
that
George W. Bush:
this
Lyndon B. Johnson:
nation
Gerald Ford:
holds
Franklin Roosevelt:
dear -
John F. Kennedy:
all
Bill Clinton:
communication,
Gerald Ford:
transportation,
Bill Clinton:
the Internet connectivity,
George W. Bush:
electrical power,
John F. Kennedy:
critical
Bill Clinton:
utilities -
Lyndon B. Johnson:
Their
Ronald Reagan:
fate
George W. Bush:
now
Franklin D. Roosevelt:
rests
Ronald Reagan:
in
Richard Nixon:
our
George W. Bush: [[George W. Bush#Freedom and_Fear Are at_War (September 2001)|We will not tire. We will not falter. And we will not fail.]
hands. ]
Molina:
I don't know how they're getting in.
George W. Bush:
Thank you.
Richard Nixon:
And a
George W. Bush:
happy Independence Day
Dwight D. Eisenhower:
to everyone.
Casper: [impressed]
That was creepy!
Trey:
I tried to find more Nixon.
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