I'll Be Home for Christmas - Unexpected Comparison of Experiences
Max: [''after Jake couldn't convince Marjorie to forgive Max'']
So, how'd it go?
Jake:
You know what a swirlie is?
Max:
You mean when somebody jams your head in a toilet bowl and flushes it?
Jake:
Yeah, it was basically like that.
Max:
Ah, man!
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I'll Be Home for Christmas - Romantic Expectations in a Lighthearted Exchange
Jake:
Say something romantic.
Max:
Huh.
Jake:
Say somethi با ها ق آن را بگن در ری ببتنم کند رزنگذرزبهبز گرن تر ژ باng apologetic.
Max:
Huh.
Jake:
SAY SOMETHING ENGLISH.
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I'll Be Home for Christmas - A Question of Responsibility in Relationships
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