Memorable Quotes from Jonathan Welsh
1 quoteOpportunity for Department Switch
Herman Stover
Mr. Clark? Herman Stover.
Mr. Clark
Oh yes, yes of course. Come in, Stover. (Herman sits down) Stover, we have an opening in Research. We'd like you to consider switching to that department.
Herman Stover
Research?
Mr. Clark
Interesting opportunities in that branch, you know?
Herman Stover
12 years in Maintenance, they promised me I'd make Foreman.
Mr. Clark
Your aptitude test showed that you'd serve the company better in Research & Development.
Herman Stover
(Herman stands up to leave) I-I belong in Maintenance. I don't know anything about "research" - I'm in Maintenance.
Mr. Clark
I take this to mean that you won't accept the transfer?
Herman Stover
I wanna be Foreman.
Mr. Clark
The committee already decided on Kershaw.
Herman Stover
Kershaw?! I ain't workin for Kershaw!
Mr. Clark
Very well. (writes up a notice of termination) You'll get the usual severance pay and one week's vacation. (hands paper to Herman) You can present this to the paymaster. Good luck, Stover.
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