Memorable Quotes from Jordan Gelber
1 quoteStruggles with Faith and Morality
Gavin
my father-in-law got me to screw a good man, a decent man, out of his money. And my wife cheers me on.
Gavin
watching us. He's peering down at us, you know? Sometimes God likes to watch a love story, sometimes God likes to watch a football game, you know? He channel hops. Sometimes God likes a war. Sometimes God likes to put two guys in a paper bag and just let em rip.
[God's]
Priest
God loves you.
Gavin
That is a joke. God is a pathetic joke for losers, and you know it.
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