Jordana BrewsterQuotes

Chrissie: [pauses] I have a question for you. It involves the family tree, the lineage, if you will. Its like a system through a table... Do you guys fuck all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?

Sheriff Hoyt: You blasphemous Bitch! This is redemption lady, that's what this is! Oh you're all gonna pay for your sins, that's right. And especially you!

Eric: Just close your eyes. Let me see your hand. You're gonna love this.

Chrissie: Can I look?

Eric: Yeah.

Chrissie: Eric, you got that from a Cracker Jack box!

Eric: Wha... I... I had to eat 17 batches to find the one I wanted.

Chrissie: What are you doing?

Eric: Shh! Keep your voice down. This is how you sneak up on em, how you catch em.

Chrissie: Catch who?

Eric: Gooks in the swamp.

Chrissie: Eric, the only thing you're gonna catch in this water is disease.

Eric: Chrissie, come on.

Chrissie: No, I'm not going in that water.

Eric: Consider it the last wish of a soldier.

Chrissie: Oh, no.

Eric: No, you've been getting last wishes this whole past week, G.I. Joe.

Chrissie: And you call yourself a patriot.

Eric: You know what I think is patriotic?

Chrissie: What?

Eric: Me driving you across state to go to Vietnam, again. You goin all the way to Vietnam, baby?

Chrissie: No honey, base camp's far enough for me, trust me.

Max: [referring to Amy] If you break her heart, I will hunt you down and kill you.

Lucy: [smiles] Deal.

Lucy: Australia's toast.

Scud: Uh-huh, what's your beef with the Australians?

Lucy: I don't like their attitude!

Lucy: Did you just snap my bra?

Amy: No.

Lucy: Yeah, you did. That hasn't happened to me since sixth grade.

Amy: I was trying to be smooth.

Lucy: I didn't even want to be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate.

Lucy: [chuckling confusedly] What?

Amy: Pirates are criminals.

Lucy: Oh. Whoops.

Lucy: Come with me. Come on, what do you have to lose?

Amy: Everything.

Janet: [catching Amy and Lucy in a near kiss] Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!

Lucy: [scoffs rolling her eyes at Janet] Uhg!

Scud: [smug] You owe me fifty bucks.

Scud: Oh my God! What a disaster! I am so sorry! Leave it up to the D.E.B.S... your in a town a week and their all over you, grabbing...

Scud: What?

Lucy: I met someone.

Scud: [Slamming on brakes] I knew it! I mean the thing about the dance was a little wierd, but i had a feeling that you and Ninotchka...

Lucy: No, no, no, no, no Scud. Ninotchka was a train wreck thank you.

Scud: [Puzzled] I'm not following.

Lucy: Okay, but you have to promise that you're not going to freak out.

Scud: Freak Out? Why would I freak out...

Lucy: Well, ya know sometimes you...

Scud: [Freaking out] OH MY GOD WHO IS IT?

Lucy: What do you know about an Amy Bradshaw?

Scud: Amy Bradshaw? The girl from the smuggling op?

Lucy: No.

Scud: Oh my god! Amy Bradshaw? Blonde hair? Plaid skirt? She's a D.E.B.!

Lucy: So?

Scud: Okay, not only is she a D.E.B., She's THE D.E.B.! She's the perfect score!

Lucy: Yes, well, their poster child doesn't know it yet, but she's into me.

Lucy: [after Amy refuses to go out with her] Why not?

Amy: [still with her weapon trained on Lucy] Like a zillion reasons!

Lucy: [giggles] Well now you have to come with me.

Lucy: [clutching stomach] I just, I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I, um, I think I have food poisoning.

Ninotchka: Are you blowing me?

Lucy: What?

Ninotchka: Off. Are you blowing me off?

Lucy: [on an awkward blind date] So, you're an assassin.

Ninotchka: Da.

Lucy: How's that work?

Ninotchka: It's mostly freelance.

Scud: You're scheduled to meet 20:00 hours.

Lucy: Where'd you find her?

Scud: Zeda tipped us. Said she's available, she's in from Prague, relocating state-side.

Lucy: Assassin?

Scud: Check.

Lucy: Where's the meet?

Scud: Les Deux Amours. Trendy, yet discreet.

Lucy: [looking over the image of Ninotchka and shifting her eyes side to side as she thinks; gets up out of her chair] Cancel it.

Scud: Why?! It's all set up.

Lucy: I don't do blind dates.

Scud: Yeah, well it's not a blind date if you know what they look like, ok.

Lucy: Just tell her I'm not coming, ok. Say I came down with something.

Scud: Come on Lucy it's been two years. You have to get out there.

Lucy: I am out there. I went out with that drummer; the girl from the band that talked really loud.

Scud: No, you didn't go out with her. We all went out together. And then you lied and said you had food poisoning, and you went home early.

Lucy: Yeah well she talked really loud, like even when you were right next to her.

Scud: [under his breath] I know.

Scud: Look I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to drown yourself in your little schemes to destroy the world. But you need to get over it already, ok. You were dumped.

Lucy: I was not dumped.

Scud: Oh you were dumped hard. And that sucks. And you took your time off to go to Antarctica or whatever.

Lucy: Reykjavik. It's in Iceland.

Scud: But now it's time to get back in the game, Lucy. You've got a date tonight with a beautiful Russian assassin, and you're gonna show up. Lucy

Lucy: Fine. Ok, I'll go. I'll be there.

Scud: Just promise me you'll be open.

Lucy: Open to what?

Scud: Open to love.