Memorable Quotes from Jordana Brewster
14 quotesUnexpected Connections and Revelations
Scud
Oh my God! What a disaster! I am so sorry! Leave it up to the D.E.B.S... your in a town a week and their all over you, grabbing...
Scud
What?
Lucy
I met someone.
Scud
I knew it! I mean the thing about the dance was a little wierd, but i had a feeling that you and Ninotchka...
[Slamming on brakes]
Lucy
No, no, no, no, no Scud. Ninotchka was a train wreck thank you.
Scud
I'm not following.
[Puzzled]
Lucy
Okay, but you have to promise that you're not going to freak out.
Scud
Freak Out? Why would I freak out...
Lucy
Well, ya know sometimes you...
Scud
OH MY GOD WHO IS IT?
[Freaking out]
Lucy
What do you know about an Amy Bradshaw?
Scud
Amy Bradshaw? The girl from the smuggling op?
Lucy
No.
Scud
Oh my god! Amy Bradshaw? Blonde hair? Plaid skirt? She's a D.E.B.!
Lucy
So?
Scud
Okay, not only is she a D.E.B., She's THE D.E.B.! She's the perfect score!
Lucy
Yes, well, their poster child doesn't know it yet, but she's into me.
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A Dark Pact Between Friends
Max
If you break her heart, I will hunt you down and kill you.
[referring to Amy]
Lucy
Deal.
[smiles]
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A Choice Between Risk and Security
Lucy
Come with me. Come on, what do you have to lose?
Amy
Everything.
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A Playful Exchange Between Friends
Lucy
Did you just snap my bra?
Amy
No.
Lucy
Yeah, you did. That hasn't happened to me since sixth grade.
Amy
I was trying to be smooth.
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Dislike for Australian Attitudes
Lucy
Australia's toast.
Scud
Uh-huh, what's your beef with the Australians?
Lucy
I don't like their attitude!
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A Bet on an Almost Kiss
Janet
Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!
[catching Amy and Lucy in a near kiss]
Lucy
Uhg!
[scoffs rolling her eyes at Janet]
Scud
You owe me fifty bucks.
[smug]
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Reasons for Joining the Adventure
Lucy
Why not?
[after Amy refuses to go out with her]
Amy
Like a zillion reasons!
[still with her weapon trained on Lucy]
Lucy
Well now you have to come with me.
[giggles]
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Sneaking Up in the Swamp
Chrissie
What are you doing?
Eric
Shh! Keep your voice down. This is how you sneak up on em, how you catch em.
Chrissie
Catch who?
Eric
Gooks in the swamp.
Chrissie
Eric, the only thing you're gonna catch in this water is disease.
Eric
Chrissie, come on.
Chrissie
No, I'm not going in that water.
Eric
Consider it the last wish of a soldier.
Chrissie
Oh, no.
Eric
No, you've been getting last wishes this whole past week, G.I. Joe.
Chrissie
And you call yourself a patriot.
Eric
You know what I think is patriotic?
Chrissie
What?
Eric
Me driving you across state to go to Vietnam, again. You goin all the way to Vietnam, baby?
Chrissie
No honey, base camp's far enough for me, trust me.
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Questioning Family Ties and Redemption
Chrissie
I have a question for you. It involves the family tree, the lineage, if you will. Its like a system through a table... Do you guys fuck all your cousins, or just the ones you find attractive?
[pauses]
Sheriff Hoyt
You blasphemous Bitch! This is redemption lady, that's what this is! Oh you're all gonna pay for your sins, that's right. And especially you!
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Freelance Assassins in Conversation
Lucy
So, you're an assassin.
[on an awkward blind date]
Ninotchka
Da.
Lucy
How's that work?
Ninotchka
It's mostly freelance.
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Miscommunication Amidst Illness Concerns
Lucy
I just, I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I, um, I think I have food poisoning.
[clutching stomach]
Ninotchka
Are you blowing me?
Lucy
What?
Ninotchka
Off. Are you blowing me off?
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Misunderstanding the Definition of Criminals
Lucy
I didn't even want to be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate.
Lucy
What?
[chuckling confusedly]
Amy
Pirates are criminals.
Lucy
Oh. Whoops.
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A Playful Exchange Over a Surprise Gift
Eric
Just close your eyes. Let me see your hand. You're gonna love this.
Chrissie
Can I look?
Eric
Yeah.
Chrissie
Eric, you got that from a Cracker Jack box!
Eric
Wha... I... I had to eat 17 batches to find the one I wanted.
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Meeting with a New Assassin in Town
Scud
You're scheduled to meet 20:00 hours.
Lucy
Where'd you find her?
Scud
Zeda tipped us. Said she's available, she's in from Prague, relocating state-side.
Lucy
Assassin?
Scud
Check.
Lucy
Where's the meet?
Scud
Les Deux Amours. Trendy, yet discreet.
Lucy
Cancel it.
[looking over the image of Ninotchka and shifting her eyes side to side as she thinks; gets up out of her chair]
Scud
Why?! It's all set up.
Lucy
I don't do blind dates.
Scud
Yeah, well it's not a blind date if you know what they look like, ok.
Lucy
Just tell her I'm not coming, ok. Say I came down with something.
Scud
Come on Lucy it's been two years. You have to get out there.
Lucy
I am out there. I went out with that drummer; the girl from the band that talked really loud.
Scud
No, you didn't go out with her. We all went out together. And then you lied and said you had food poisoning, and you went home early.
Lucy
Yeah well she talked really loud, like even when you were right next to her.
Scud
I know.
[under his breath]
Scud
Look I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to drown yourself in your little schemes to destroy the world. But you need to get over it already, ok. You were dumped.
Lucy
I was not dumped.
Scud
Oh you were dumped hard. And that sucks. And you took your time off to go to Antarctica or whatever.
Lucy
Reykjavik. It's in Iceland.
Scud
But now it's time to get back in the game, Lucy. You've got a date tonight with a beautiful Russian assassin, and you're gonna show up. Lucy
Lucy
Fine. Ok, I'll go. I'll be there.
Scud
Just promise me you'll be open.
Lucy
Open to what?
Scud
Open to love.
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