Jessica Cauffiel Biography
Jessica Cauffiel (born March 30, 1976) is an American actress and singer. She is best known for her roles as Margot in Legally Blonde (2001) and Tori in White Chicks (2004). She is also known as a scream queen for her roles in the slasher films Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000) and Valentine (2001), as Sandra and Lily, respectively.
Jessica Cauffiel Movies
Jessica Cauffiel Quotes
Conflict Over Economic Development and Employment
Mullet Fingers:
You've got to start thinking like an outlaw!
Dana Matherson: [lisping]
You and me are far from thettled!
Mayor:
Mother Paula's is going to be a shining example of my six-point economic development plan, bringing to Coconut Cove over twelve new jobs!
Kimberly:
I would just like to say that I, Mother Paula, am simply shocked by what's gone on here today. And you, young man, are no longer an employee of Mother Paula's; you're fired!
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Miscommunication Amidst Illness Concerns
Lucy: [clutching stomach]
I just, I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I, um, I think I have food poisoning.
Ninotchka:
Are you blowing me?
Lucy:
What?
Ninotchka:
Off. Are you blowing me off?
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