Memorable Quotes from Jessica Cauffiel
4 quotesThe Power of a Lucky Scrunchie
Margot
You'll need this.
Elle
Your scrunchie?
Margot
My lucky scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.
Serena
You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap-dance after the final.
Margot
Yeah – luckily.
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Freelance Assassins in Conversation
Lucy
So, you're an assassin.
[on an awkward blind date]
Ninotchka
Da.
Lucy
How's that work?
Ninotchka
It's mostly freelance.
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Miscommunication Amidst Illness Concerns
Lucy
I just, I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I, um, I think I have food poisoning.
[clutching stomach]
Ninotchka
Are you blowing me?
Lucy
What?
Ninotchka
Off. Are you blowing me off?
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Conflict Over Economic Development and Employment
Mullet Fingers
You've got to start thinking like an outlaw!
Dana Matherson
You and me are far from thettled!
[lisping]
Mayor
Mother Paula's is going to be a shining example of my six-point economic development plan, bringing to Coconut Cove over twelve new jobs!
Kimberly
I would just like to say that I, Mother Paula, am simply shocked by what's gone on here today. And you, young man, are no longer an employee of Mother Paula's; you're fired!
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