Josh DuhamelQuotes

Meg Mooney: Who's this?

John Lippoth: This is Brad. He grew up on the water.

Nick Beamon: [''repeated line''] I didn't see that coming.

Tad Hamilton: I am the boy-next-door... if you live in a dysfunctional neighborhood.

Jack: Hey, I thought maybe we could sign up for grindr together.

Simon: You don't know what grindr is, do you?

Jack: It's facebook for gay people.

Simon: Not what it is.

Jack: How long have you known?

Simon: Like, I really started to get it when I was around thirteen.

Jack: Four years. Four years of eating dinner together, four years of going to the movies together, four years of walking Bieber together. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have missed it. All those stupid jokes...

Simon: Well, I know you didn't mean em.

Jack: It doesn't matter, I shouldn't have missed it. But in case the message got lost somewhere I just want you to know that I love you. And I'm really proud of you. I wouldn't change anything about you.

Jack: He's drunk.

Emily: Definitely.

Jack: So how do we feel about that?

Emily: Well, he didn't drive drunk, and he's home before curfew, so...

Jack: Good. That's what I thought we thought.

Emily: Yeah, that's what we think, right?

Jack: Yeah. We're good parents.

Lennox: Listen up. You want to hit back? We’re gonna have to wingsuit in. It’s the only way to get close. I can’t promise anyone a ride home, but if you’re with me, the world needs you now.

Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-16s have good aim.

Major Lennox: Why?

Sergeant Epps: [Lennox looks over to a smoke canister that is pouring orange smoke into the sky almost directly next to them] I told them to hit the orange smoke.

Major Lennox: That smoke?

Sergeant Epps: It wasn't one of my best tosses, okay?

Major Lennox: Alright…

Both: [to Sam and Mikaela, who are crouching next to them] RUN!

Major Lennox: We have intel that I believe warrants an immediate debrief. But with your permission, I can't let you see him, but I would like you to hear it from the leader of the Autobots.

General Morshower: [Optimus transforms into robot mode leaving Director Galloway in awe] Proceed.

Sergeant Epps: [To Director Galloway] You gotta wonder, if God made us in his image, who made him?

Optimus: General, our alliance has countermanded six Decepticon incursions this year, each on a different continent. They’re clearly searching around the world for something, but last night’s encounter came with a warning.

Demolisher: [From unknown pre-recorded source] The Fallen shall rise again.

General Morshower: The Fallen." Meaning what?

Optimus: Origin unknown. The only recorded history of our race was contained within the allspark lost with its destruction.

Director Galloway: Excuse me! With this so-called all-spark now destroyed, why hasn't the enemy left the planet like you thought they would?

Major Lennox: [To General Morshower] Director Galloway, our National Security Advisor. The President just appointed him liaison.

General Morshower: Well, I guess I didn't get that memo.

Director Galloway: [To Optimus] Forgive the interruption, general. Excuse me, coming through. Excuse me. Excuse me, General. After all the damage in Shanghai, the President is hard-pressed to say the job is getting done. Now, under the classified Alien Autobot Cooperation Act, you agreed to share your intel with us, but not your advancements in weaponry.

Optimus: We've witnessed your human capacity for war. It would absolutely bring more harm than good.

Director Galloway: But who are you to judge what's best for us?

Major Lennox: With all due respect, we've been fighting side by side in the field for two years.

Sergeant Epps: We've shed blood, sweat, and precious metal together.

Director Galloway: Solider, you’re paid to shoot, not talk.

Sergeant Epps: Don't tempt me.

Director Galloway: And the, uh, the newest members of your team.

Optimus: Easy.

Director Galloway: [To Optimus] I understand they arrived here after you sent a message into space, an open invitation to come to Earth, vetted by no one at the White House.

General Morshower: Let me stop you right there, Mr. Galloway. It was vetted right here. And in my experience, the judgment of both Major Lennox and his team has always been above reproach.

Director Galloway: Well, be that as it may, General, it is the position of the president that when our national security is at stake, no one is above reproach. Now, what do we know so far? We know that the enemy leader, classified NBE One, aka Megatron, is rusting in peace at the bottom of the Laurentian Abyss, surrounded by SOSUS detection nets and a full-time submarine surveillance. We also know that the only known remaining piece of your alien AllSpark is locked in an electromagnetic vault here on one of the most secure naval bases in the world.

Soundwave: Decepticons, we have located the shard.

Director Galloway: And since no one can seem to tell me what the enemy is now after, well, there's only one clear conclusion! You! The Autobots! They're here to hunt you! What's there to hunt for on Earth besides that? "The Fallen shall rise again?" Sounds to me like something's coming. So, let me ask, if we ultimately conclude that our national security is best served by denying you further asylum on our planet, will you leave peacefully?

Optimus: Freedom is your right. If you make that request, we will honor it. But, before your President decides, please ask him this. What if we leave, and you’re wrong?

Major Lennox: That's a good question.

Major Lennox: What have you got?

Sergeant Epps: Thermal ripple.

Major Lennox: [Speaking into his communicator; Demolishor transforms into robot mode and roars before slamming both his hands down on a pile of steel pipes, sending them flying, causing some of the N.E.S.T. soldiers to be crushed by them as retaliatory fire from soldiers begins to ring out.] Right, everybody, be steady... We're right on top of it.

Major Lennox: [Speaking into his communicator] Eagle-niner!

Bald soldier from the first movie: Aah!

Major Lennox: [Speaking into his communicator; Demolisher manages to get up and mobile despite taking fire.] I need an energy proton!

Sergeant Epps: [Speaking into his communicator] Panther One, requesting fire mission now!

Pentagon officer: Gunships on station. Roll in hot!

Black Hawk Pilot: [Two Black Hawk choppers fire on Demolisher, and while one of them gets past Demolisher without incident, Demolisher manages to smash the tail boom off the second one, causing it to crash and explode.] Dog One, now we are engaging.

Black Hawk Pilot: We got a second Decepticon.

Major Lennox: Arcee! Twins! Target coming your way!

Captain Lennox: Sam, where's the Cube?

Sam Witwicky: [Pointing to the ground] Right there!

Lennox: Epps, get those Blackhawks down here! That building...okay!

Sam: What?

Lennox: All right, I can't leave my guys back here, so here, take this flare. Okay, there's a tall white building with statues on top. Go to the rooftop, set the flare. Signal the chopper, and set the flare...

Sam: What? No, no, I can't do this-

Lennox: [Grabs him; To Mikaela] Listen to me, you're a soldier now! All right? I need you take this Cube. Get it into military hands while we hold them off, or a lot of people are gonna die. You got to go, you got to go.

Mikaela: No, I'm not leaving.

Lennox: You need to go.

Mikaela: No, I'm not leaving till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay?

Tech Sgt. Epps: [into radio] Army Black Hawk, requesting immediate evac for civilian boy with precious cargo, headed to rooftop marked by flare.

Ironhide: Sam, we will protect you.

Sam: [Breathing heavily] Okay...

Lennox: Epps, where are those planes?

Mikaela: Sam, no matter what happens...I'm really glad I got in that car with you.

Jazz: Brawl incoming! Formations!!

Ironhide: Sam, get to the building!

Ratchet: Move!

Megatron: DECEPTICONS ATTACK!!!

Lennox: HIT IT!!!