Memorable Quotes from Josh Flitter
8 quotesMandatory Marriage Preparation Discussion
Ben
(Referring to Frank's marriage preparation course) I'm sorry, but this isn't mandatory right, because we're so ready to get married.
Sadie
More than most.
Reverend Frank
We highly recommend it.
Choir Boy
In other words, you have no choice.
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Unexpected Fright in a Sacred Setting
Ben
Jesus! You scared me.
Choir Boy
Jesus didn't scare you. I did.
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Casual Expression of Agreement
Eddie Lowery
Okey dokey pipey smokey
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Simple Challenges Are Easily Overcome
Eddie Lowery
Easy peasy lemon squeasy.
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The Advantage of Being Proactive
Eddie Lowery
The early bird gets the worm
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Struggles with challenging tasks and expectations
Stewart
What do you think I'm trying to do, get free HBO? This stuff's hard!
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Focus on the Fundamentals of Golf
Eddie Lowery
Read it, roll it, hole it
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Encounter with President Taft at the Event
Eddie Lowery
Hey, Francis, who's that fat guy?
Francis Ouimet
Oh, my God. That's President Taft.
Eddie Lowery
You mean the United States President Taft?
[excitedly]
Eddie Lowery
How ya doin', Mr. President?
[waving]
Harry Vardon
How'd you sleep?
Ted Ray
Like a baby, woke up every 2 hours and cried.
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