Josh Hamilton Quotes

Grover You know, despite my efforts, my intense efforts to do nothing... things happen anyway.

Grover You know, even though all 618 of us were wearing caps and gowns out there today, I couldn't help but think it was a coincidence that we were both wearing black.

Jane Overrated? You've never even been to Prague.

Grover Oh, I've been to Prague. Well, I haven't "been to Prague" been to Prague, but I know that thing, that, "Stop shaving your armpits, read ], date a sculptor, now I know how bad American coffee is" thing...

Jane Beer. They have good beer there.

Grover ... how bad American beer is" thing. "How bad American beer is" thing.

Jane Yeah, I heard you the first time.

Jane Sometimes you can be such a child.

Grover Yeah, but if I was a child you'd find that endearing.

Grover I like that you drink. I like a bartender who drinks. Otherwise I feel like I'm being poisoned.

Grover OK, the way I see it, if we were an old couple, dated for years, graduated, away from all these scholastic complications, and I reached over and kissed you, you wouldn't say a word, you'd be delighted, probably, but if I was to do that now it'd be quite forward, and if I did it the first time we ever met you probably would hit me.

Jane What do you mean?

Grover I just wish we were an old couple so I could do that.

Grover Gotta go sleep with a freshman.

Max Yeah, me too.

Andy So what do you do?

Frances Eh... It's kinda hard to explain.

Andy Because what you do is complicated?

Frances Eh... Because I don't really do it.

Jane I've always thought that my parents were part of a trickle down method of parenting, you know, like reflection on the ] years. Looked good to a lot of people but basically I'm paying for all that neglect now.

Grover I guess my parents have sort of a ] feel to them, like there's no satisfactory reason why they became parents, like my real parents were assassinated and these people were next in line for the job. They fight a lot, but they'd never split.