Memorable Quotes from Josh Server
2 quotesUnexpected Reactions in a Busy Setting
Fizz
Nobody's ever abbreviated my name before. I love that!
Otis
It makes me glad I'm not dead.
[after eating French fries with Ed's sauce on it]
Attendant
Goodness gracious! He's killing Sydney!
[after Ed has released a deranged man from his straight jacket]
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Misunderstanding a Simple Burger Order
Customer
Excuse me! Look, I ordered one Good Burger with nothing on it!
[motioning to Ed]
Ed
That's what I gave you.
Customer
No, you gave me a bun. Just a bun. Look, there's no meat in here.
Ed
But you said you wanted nothing on it.
Customer
Yes, but I expected a meat patty!
Ed
Dude, a meat patty is something. You said nothing. Fizz, is a meat patty something or nothing?
Fizz
Uh, something?
Ed
I win!
[raises arm in the air]
Customer
All right, that rips it! I am reporting your name to the manager!
Ed
The manager already knows my name.
Customer
Oh, I'll see you in Hell.
[storms out]
Ed
Okay, see ya there!
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