Good Burger - Misunderstanding a Simple Burger Order
Customer: [motioning to Ed]
Excuse me! Look, I ordered one Good Burger with nothing on it!
Ed:
That's what I gave you.
Customer:
No, you gave me a bun. Just a bun. Look, there's no meat in here.
Ed:
But you said you wanted nothing on it.
Customer:
Yes, but I expected a meat patty!
Ed:
Dude, a meat patty is something. You said nothing. Fizz, is a meat patty something or nothing?
Fizz:
Uh, something?
Ed: [raises arm in the air]
I win!
Customer:
All right, that rips it! I am reporting your name to the manager!
Ed:
The manager already knows my name.
Customer: [storms out]
Oh, I'll see you in Hell.
Ed:
Okay, see ya there!
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Good Burger - Unexpected Reactions in a Busy Setting
Fizz:
Nobody's ever abbreviated my name before. I love that!
Otis: [after eating French fries with Ed's sauce on it]
It makes me glad I'm not dead.
Attendant: [after Ed has released a deranged man from his straight jacket]
Goodness gracious! He's killing Sydney!
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