Memorable Quotes from Judge Reinhold
5 quotesScott's Beard Trim Conversation
Laura Miller
Scott!
Scott
Hey.
Laura
Hey! You trimmed your beard.
Scott
Yeah.
Neil Miller
Come here, big guy. Whoa, you lost some weight there, huh? Slim-Fast?
[hugs Scott; chuckles]
Scott
You don't know how fast.
Laura
We should get going.
Scott
Oh, okay.
Laura
Okay? How do you always know when there's a problem?
Scott
Well, I see you when you're sleeping. I know when you're awake.
Neil
Which is a pretty frightening concept, when you think about it.
Laura
You know, Scott, we're really worried about Charlie. He keeps upping the ante. This time, he defaced school property.
Neil
It's a classic case of acting out.
Scott
I'm blaming myself for this.
Laura
Oh, come on, now. We're both his parents.
Scott
Where is he?
Laura
He's waiting for us in Principal Newman's office.
Scott
Principal Newman. There's something about that woman that makes me want to deface public property. He-he-hey!
[chuckling]
Carol
Hello, Mr. Calvin. Laura, Neil.
Laura and Neil
Miss Newman.
Scott
Principal Newman.
Carol
Yeah, I haven't seen you since the last time Charlie was in trouble.
Scott
Well, I've been travelling for work, you know?
Carol
Well, maybe if you spent more time with your son, there would be fewer problems.
Scott
Maybe, but then I wouldn't get to spend more time with you, which is always such a pleasure.
Carol
Oh, a battle of wits. It's a shame that you came unarmed. Excuse me.
Scott
Ouch.
[quietly]
Picardo
Good mornin', Principal Newman.
[stopped by Carol]
Carol
Mr. Picardo, I want you to look into my eyes. What do you see?
[confiscates Picardo's skateboard]
Picardo
It's dark. And it's cold.
Carol
It's your future, Mr. Picardo. Keep this up, and you will spend the rest of your life stabbing trash by the highway. Do I make myself clear?
Picardo
Yes.
Carol
So, what are you gonna do?
Picardo
I'm going straight to 3rd-period geometry.
Carol
Have a nice trip.
[Picardo walks away]
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Brad Hamilton's Ultimatum to a Disruptive Peer
Brad Hamilton
Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass!
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Detective Advised to Avoid Unnecessary Complications
John Taggart
Detective, your extremely high-profile homicide turned out to be a self-solver. So if I were you, I would count my blessings and stop trying to be so fucking interesting, got it?
[[Beverly Hills Cop II|You can never have too much firepower.]
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Unexpected Encounter in Beverly Hills Cop III
Billy Rosewood
Come in. It's Open. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Axel Foley!
[Door knocking; Door knocking; Door knocking, Billy goes to the door. Opens blinds]
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A Call for Privacy and Respect
Brad Hamilton
Wait. Just a minute. Doesn't anybody ever fucking knock anymore?
[After being caught masturbating by Linda]
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