Memorable Quotes from Judy Greer
17 quotesUnexpected Attraction in a Clean Look
Casey
Ooh, you clean up good. I might even be into you.
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Jealousy Over Flowers and Time Spent
Casey
That's great. I spend two days in bed with a guy and you get flowers.
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Finding Clarity in the Right Choices
Casey
If it was the right thing to do, you'd feel better right now.
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A Playful Take on Age Perception
Lucy Wyman
Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27.
[after Jenna says she's 13]
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Invitation to a Pre-Party Gathering
Casey
Hey, do you wanna come over to my place before the party? Some of the guys from Shipping are coming and they're bringing tequila and bubble wrap.
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Confronting Snooty Behavior in the Classroom
Miss Desjardin
You all did a snooty thing yesterday. A really snooty thing. And one of you had the audacity to post a video.
[to the girls]
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Wedding Dress and Distracted Intentions
Jane
God, Casey, can't you keep it in your pants for one wedding?
Casey
Are you kidding? The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is so that some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth.
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Impending Threat in The Village
Noah Percy
They're coming.
Noah Percy
... Bad color! Bad, bad color! Bad c-color...!
[near-hysterical, laughing and sobbing]
Kitty Walker
Don't let them in!
[whispering]
Brown-Eyed Girl
Heed the warning bell, for they are coming.
Finton Coin
Thank you, Lucius. You're a good friend.
Jay (M. Night Shyamalan)
Do not get into conversations.
Beatrice
It is amazing what two people love chooses to unite. It follows no rules.
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A Clever Deal Revealed
Lucy Wyman
Okay, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-the-van look from your face. I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday. It's okay, Jenna; I know all about your little deal. It's a sweet little deal, actually. Editor-in-chief if you help them hit a million copies? So you would give them tips. Not bad. I just wish I would have thought of it.
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Communication Challenges in Family Conversations
Drew Baylor
I'm gonna have to call you back...
Heather Baylor
Okay, just dial HELL and I'll answer.
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Confrontation Over Prom Plans and Responsibilities
Chris
She can't do this to us.
Sue
Just let it go, Chris, we're almost done.
Chris
Then every day this week? All because of Carrie White? Like hell I will.
[she stops]
Miss Desjardin
Keep moving, Hargensen, keep moving or you're not going to prom.
Chris
Fuck you! This is child abuse!
Miss Desjardin
What did you just say to me?!
Chris
I'm not gonna move another goddamn inch because Carrie White had her period and was too stupid to know what it was!
Sue
What?
Miss Desjardin
You're suspended, you're outta prom and you're out of my class, now!
Chris
No!
Miss Desjardin
No?!
Chris
You can't decide that! She can't do this to us!
[to the girls]
Miss Desjardin
Goodbye, Chris. The rest of you, keep at it.
Chris
Someone could die of dehydration, Tina, you have a heart condition, right? If we all stick together, they're not going to suspend all of us, they're not going to keep us all from prom, there would be no prom! Nick? Lizzie?
[to Tina; to the girls]
Miss Desjardin
Let's go, ladies!
Chris
Heather? This is bullshit! We didn't do anything wrong!
Miss Desjardin
Alright, let's go!
Chris
Right, Sue? You're with me on this, right? Come on.
[tries to get Sue to join her]
Miss Desjardin
Sue.
Sue
Come on.
[to the girls]
Miss Desjardin
Keep going, ladies.
Chris
This isn't over... This isn't over by a long shot.
[walks away sad in tears]
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Empathy Through Understanding Carrie White's Experience
Miss Desjardin
While you're running, I'd like you all to think long and hard... about what it would be like to be Carrie White.
[to the girls]
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Value of Appreciation and Vulnerability
Casey
What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?
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Love, Promises, and Dance Wishes
Geri
Pierre, I love you, but if you use another carnation in my bouquet I will deport you. Muah.
Penny
Oh no! Darn it, I just remembered that I... I promised my friend's brother's godmother that I would help her um change her fax cartridge tonight... because she's going out of town tomorrow... on an African safari!
Bert
Girl asks you to dance, you dance.
Massimo
You long for him the way I long for you.
Massimo
You need to learn the patience. Love can't always be perfect. Love is just love.
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The Complexity of Modern Relationships
Casey
He asks if you want a drink. You smile and say, "Vodka soda". If you already have a drink, you down it. Then there's some flirting, some interoffice sex, an accidental pregnancy, a shotgun wedding, and a life of bliss. How many times do we have to go over this?
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Miss Desjardin's Sarcasm About Prom Preparations
Miss Desjardin
Are you gonna get him a boutonniere? Or are you just gonna pin a bloody tampon to his lapel?
[to Chris]
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A Conversation About Change and Perception
Cathy Daitch
Adriana, look at what's become of you.
Adriana Cruz
Hey, look at me, I've got my clothes on!
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